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Happy birthday Dizerik

Posted on 7/18/11 at 12:22 pm
Posted by jefforize
Member since Feb 2008
45981 posts
Posted on 7/18/11 at 12:22 pm
gentlemen,
it is time we come together and laud the achievements and life of one VTG "Diz" Dizerik.

the man came hard to the GB by posting his 6 20 inch TV LAN setup. He absorbed the ridicule, then managed to show off by going 51-0 on MW2 Afghan before i even found someone to shoot (true fricking story). He quicky proved to everyone,he was no average COD player, and the best on the board

Will dizerik's No-No Square be touched today?
will the unrequited love for LEW finally be returned?
will he and stout meet at Darrels for a Darrels special??
will he eat 200mg of addy and break out Excel spreadsheets for his recruiting/free agency in sports games?
Will he get over 1000 kills in 1 night with the m16 on mw2? (youre fricking insane)
will he mail someone a copy of COD4? (thanks)


the man, the myth, the legend, Di-fricking-zerik
This post was edited on 7/18/11 at 12:23 pm
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
75120 posts
Posted on 7/18/11 at 12:26 pm to
will he send you a picture of his balls and think it's funny......
Posted by Antiheroaz
may the odds be ever in your favor.
Member since Dec 2009
19927 posts
Posted on 7/18/11 at 12:34 pm to
will he cock slap a cactus?
Posted by Jcorye1
Tom Brady = GoAT
Member since Dec 2007
76373 posts
Posted on 7/18/11 at 12:35 pm to
quote:

will he cock slap a cactus?


Wouldn't that make your dick a cactus too?

Posted by jefforize
Member since Feb 2008
45981 posts
Posted on 7/18/11 at 12:35 pm to
will he creep on under age kids with a Cop in our Xbox live party?
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
75120 posts
Posted on 7/18/11 at 12:39 pm to
how about sticking his dick in a blender?
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65456 posts
Posted on 7/18/11 at 12:41 pm to
Will he finally let Stout come over for secksee time?
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
75120 posts
Posted on 7/18/11 at 12:42 pm to
will he finally share his girlfriends brownies instead of being a fatass and eating them all?
This post was edited on 7/18/11 at 12:43 pm
Posted by Black
My own little world
Member since Jul 2009
22244 posts
Posted on 7/18/11 at 12:44 pm to
quote:

will he finally share his girlfriends brownies instead of being a fatass and eating them all?


she's not my girlfriend, she's my wife and i



wait, for once this is a fat joke not about me. My bad, carry on
Posted by hg
Member since Jun 2009
128344 posts
Posted on 7/18/11 at 12:44 pm to
Happy birthday Dizerik.

I'll never forget the time you raped me in my sleep in Monroe.
Posted by The Sad Banana
The gate is narrow.
Member since Jul 2008
89507 posts
Posted on 7/18/11 at 12:46 pm to
That lucky dog.
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
75120 posts
Posted on 7/18/11 at 12:47 pm to
quote:

wait, for once this is a fat joke not about me. My bad, carry on





quote:

I'll never forget the time you raped me in my sleep in Monroe.


wouldn't even let me have sloppy seconds...
Posted by jefforize
Member since Feb 2008
45981 posts
Posted on 7/18/11 at 12:49 pm to
dizerik has truly touched us all in a special way :homo:
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
75120 posts
Posted on 7/18/11 at 12:50 pm to
hence my 2nd gamertag for MW2.....TouchedByDiz


i even had the gamer avatar dress up as a young school boy that was greatly saddened.
This post was edited on 7/18/11 at 12:51 pm
Posted by Broke
AKA Buttercup
Member since Sep 2006
65456 posts
Posted on 7/18/11 at 12:50 pm to
quote:

dizerik has truly touched us all in a special way :homo:


I think Pev got touched more than the rest of us.
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
75120 posts
Posted on 7/18/11 at 12:52 pm to
quote:

I think Pev got touched more than the rest of us.


teh 15 jager bombs we took that night, somebody was bound to get touched inappropriately.
Posted by jefforize
Member since Feb 2008
45981 posts
Posted on 7/18/11 at 12:55 pm to
diz has a heart of gold, and a stomach lined with titanium
Posted by belowmebama
Member since Jul 2008
7347 posts
Posted on 7/18/11 at 1:08 pm to
quote:

the man came hard


Diz is prob cranking one out in a corner after reading this. I'm still upset he has chosen mOmO over me so I won't be sending any Birfday wishes his way.

I do hope he finds his dad though.
Posted by Klark Kent
Houston via BR
Member since Jan 2008
75120 posts
Posted on 7/18/11 at 1:09 pm to


i think i see nipple......pay real close attention.
Posted by dizerik
Lake Chuck
Member since Mar 2009
8435 posts
Posted on 7/18/11 at 7:29 pm to
Sorry guys... I've been gaming.. Took a couple 70mg vyvanse.

Thanks everyone! I heart all of you... Except Jcing.. frick him.
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