Ryan Mallett doesn't wave when you let his car in traffic

Pees sitting down and never flushes.

farts with passengers in the car with the windows up.

Can't bring a scantron to class for a test

sticks his gum underneath the tabletop when eating at a restaurant.

grew up in a meth lab

Is singlehandedly responsible for putting teddy bears on the endangered species list.

Flips his cigarette butts out of the window or on the sidewalk.
Leaves his empty grocery cart in between cars.

Get off on Pelosi

Stands in front of the bar when its crowded and doesnt order a drink.