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Posted on 9/22/10 at 11:50 pm to
Posted by LSUHSC-S T-Fanatic
WV
Member since Sep 2005
110 posts
Posted on 9/22/10 at 11:50 pm to
This guy is the face of your state. Jesco White

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Your best pick up line includes a bottle of oxycodone.

Posted by rumproast
Member since Dec 2003
12095 posts
Posted on 9/22/10 at 11:53 pm to
While mowing your front yard, you discover a car...
Posted by StraightCashHomey21
Aberdeen,NC
Member since Jul 2009
125446 posts
Posted on 9/23/10 at 12:01 am to
quote:

Jesco White

Posted by NorthTiger
Upper 40
Member since Jan 2004
3845 posts
Posted on 9/23/10 at 10:57 am to
quote:


You're like the guy in front of me who has to high five everyone around him when LSU does anything on the field. In short - annoying.







Nothing wrong with this, IMO.



You must be that guy.
Posted by Dead Fish
In the swamps
Member since Mar 2010
1586 posts
Posted on 9/23/10 at 11:34 am to
if you have three junk cars parked in front of your trailer house.
This post was edited on 9/23/10 at 11:38 am
Posted by buzz1954LSU
Church Point, La.
Member since Nov 2009
631 posts
Posted on 9/23/10 at 11:39 am to
Stop...Please Stop...or I'll piss my pants from laughing!

Posted by TamTiger
Mandeville, LA
Member since Dec 2006
6 posts
Posted on 9/23/10 at 11:40 am to
If your front porch falls in and @ least 7 dogs are killed.
Posted by bldtiger1
baltimore
Member since Apr 2008
268 posts
Posted on 9/23/10 at 12:20 pm to
Your Dad is your Gay Lover
This post was edited on 9/23/10 at 12:23 pm
Posted by ssgrice
Arizona
Member since Nov 2008
3060 posts
Posted on 9/23/10 at 12:23 pm to
How about some Stupid Laws in WV.

Unmarried couple who live together and “lewdly associate” with one another may face up to a year in prison.

When a railroad passes within 1 mile of a community of 100 or more people in it, they must build a station and stop there regularly to pick up and drop off passengers.

Any person who commits adultery shall be fined at least twenty dollars.

It is legal for a male to have sex with an animal as long as it does not exceed 40 lbs.

A tax of 1 cent is levied for every 16 and 9 ounces of coke sold in a store.

A person may be placed in jail for up to six months for making fun of someone who does not accept a challenge.

It is illegal to snooze on a train.

A person may not hold public office if he or she has ever participated in a duel.

For each act of public swearing a person shall be fined one dollar.

According to the state constitution, it is unlawful for anyone to own a red or a black flag.

If you wear a hat inside a theater, you may be fined.


Roadkill may be taken home for supper.

Whistling underwater is prohibited.

City Laws in West Virginia

Alderson
One may not walk a lion, tiger or leopard, even on a leash.

Huntington
Firemen may not whistle or flirt at any woman passing a firehouse.

It is legal to beat your wife so long as it is done in public on Sunday, on the courthouse steps.

Nicholas County
No member of the clergy is allowed to tell jokes or humorous stories from the pulpit during a church service.
Posted by StraightCashHomey21
Aberdeen,NC
Member since Jul 2009
125446 posts
Posted on 9/23/10 at 12:23 pm to
quote:

Your Dad is your Gay Lover


that might work with cal berkley
Posted by chief420
Parkersburg,WV
Member since Apr 2009
4189 posts
Posted on 9/23/10 at 1:34 pm to
You're forgetting an awesome law about being able to beat your wife on Sunday morning, so long as you do it on the Courthouse steps
Posted by texastigerr
Texas
Member since Jan 2005
8310 posts
Posted on 9/23/10 at 2:17 pm to
By the way yall are about to get skull fricked by Obama's Cap and Tax. He hates you coal miners.
Posted by Slim Arnold
Member since Sep 2010
83 posts
Posted on 9/23/10 at 2:43 pm to
quote:

How about some Stupid Laws in WV.


I'll let all the jokes about incest, etc. go but don't start dumping on our laws when you still use the Napoleonic Code. this is America, Frenchie...
Posted by chief420
Parkersburg,WV
Member since Apr 2009
4189 posts
Posted on 9/23/10 at 2:48 pm to
quote:

He hates you coal miners


Definitely, they recorded those exact words coming out of his mouth one day when he thought the mic wouldn't pick him up. I think the exact quote was "I'm going to shut all the coal companies down"
Posted by kballa6
Houston
Member since Mar 2009
4081 posts
Posted on 9/23/10 at 3:38 pm to
Another law

"A person may not hold public office if he or she has ever participated in a duel."
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