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re: You might be a WVU fan if.......

Posted on 9/22/10 at 7:19 pm to
Posted by StraightCashHomey21
Aberdeen,NC
Member since Jul 2009
125477 posts
Posted on 9/22/10 at 7:19 pm to
quote:

Your wife has ever said,
"Come move this transmission
so I can take a bath."



as opposed to fan changing the rudder on that airboat
Posted by BGSB
Opelousas
Member since Jan 2010
2257 posts
Posted on 9/22/10 at 7:19 pm to
Your coffee table used to be a cable spool.
Posted by BGSB
Opelousas
Member since Jan 2010
2257 posts
Posted on 9/22/10 at 7:25 pm to
Your high school basketball game got rained out.
Posted by MRTigerFan
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2008
4237 posts
Posted on 9/22/10 at 8:15 pm to
quote:

If it were a 50/50 split your statement would be A+

but



You just corrected another poster for saying the "the other half of the country doesn't use coal" because its actually a little more than half. But you were the one who originally said "half of the country's power comes from coal." so you actually just corrected yourself. The funny/sad (funny for everyone else, sad for you) thing is that you actually thought you were being clever but you are actually being retarded. That would be like you saying that pot is black. And I say that the pot is not white. And then you correct me and say the pot is actually white even though you originally said it was black
Are all WV fans as dumb as you or are you a "special" exception?



Posted by bayoubengalsbacker
Member since Jul 2010
97 posts
Posted on 9/22/10 at 8:32 pm to
You have 3 teeth, 1 in yo mouth and 2 in your pocket.
Posted by StraightCashHomey21
Aberdeen,NC
Member since Jul 2009
125477 posts
Posted on 9/22/10 at 8:35 pm to
Posted by Sarge
whodatmofo
Member since Dec 2008
13336 posts
Posted on 9/22/10 at 9:09 pm to
you wipe east to west.
Posted by Ancientiger
WADE, MS
Member since Feb 2006
1214 posts
Posted on 9/22/10 at 9:19 pm to
You are from New Jersey!





WVU would have to close down the U if the New Jersey thugs didn't go to school there.
Posted by TheDiesel
Phoenix
Member since Feb 2010
2608 posts
Posted on 9/22/10 at 9:26 pm to
In their defense most posters from WVU have made it seem like they absolutely hate the group from Jersey.
Posted by Ancientiger
WADE, MS
Member since Feb 2006
1214 posts
Posted on 9/22/10 at 9:31 pm to
Believe me. WVU depends on New Jersey students. I know this for a fact. They come there because they can't get into schools in their own state, either because they don't meet the academic admission standards or because they're troublemakers. WVU isn't a happy campus.
Posted by LSUFan760
Member since Feb 2010
342 posts
Posted on 9/22/10 at 9:45 pm to
What do you call a West Virginia Virgin?




A girl that can outrun her brother
Posted by wyletigah03
Baton Rouge
Member since Aug 2010
12 posts
Posted on 9/22/10 at 9:52 pm to
sharing a sleeping bag with your sister is considered foreplay
Posted by Horshack
Olla La
Member since Dec 2007
130 posts
Posted on 9/22/10 at 9:53 pm to
if your bride,who was wearing her uncle's false teeth, walked down the isle to the sound track of deliverance with pig ears secured to her head
Posted by ssgrice
Arizona
Member since Nov 2008
3060 posts
Posted on 9/22/10 at 10:00 pm to
quote:

LINK

Their You might be an LSU fan if ... link has more orginal stuff not regurgitated Foxworthy stuff.
Posted by NorthTiger
Upper 40
Member since Jan 2004
3845 posts
Posted on 9/22/10 at 10:02 pm to
quote:

What's even funnier is when you try to call someone out for not telling a joke right when you just don't get it.

Let me help, most porch (outdoor) furniture in WV (according to the stereotype) used to be some one's (indoor) couch.

It's called recycling



You're like the guy in front of me who has to high five everyone around him when LSU does anything on the field. In short - annoying.
Posted by StraightCashHomey21
Aberdeen,NC
Member since Jul 2009
125477 posts
Posted on 9/22/10 at 10:22 pm to
quote:

Believe me. WVU depends on New Jersey students. I know this for a fact. They come there because they can't get into schools in their own state, either because they don't meet the academic admission standards or because they're troublemakers. WVU isn't a happy campus.



NJ has no in state tuition its cheaper to go to wvu than a school in NJ
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
13283 posts
Posted on 9/22/10 at 10:38 pm to
If you refer to spam, sardines, and potted meat as "hors d'oeuvres"...
wait scratch that they don't even know what the frick those are
This post was edited on 9/22/10 at 10:41 pm
Posted by HooDooWitch
TD Bronze member
Member since Sep 2009
10277 posts
Posted on 9/22/10 at 10:44 pm to
quote:

You might be a WVU fan if.......


you wife's teeth have dip stains.
Posted by TigerSinceBirth4Life
BR
Member since Sep 2007
1590 posts
Posted on 9/22/10 at 11:36 pm to
quote:

You're like the guy in front of me who has to high five everyone around him when LSU does anything on the field. In short - annoying.





Nothing wrong with this, IMO.
Posted by BassClef
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Jun 2010
354 posts
Posted on 9/22/10 at 11:38 pm to
Your favorite day-time soap opera is "Touched By An Uncle".

The most confusing day in your state is "Father's Day".

You were circumcised by your doctor kicking your sister in the teeth.
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