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re: weekly m/tv board WOULD YOU RATHER...

Posted on 9/14/10 at 12:00 pm to
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
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Posted on 9/14/10 at 12:00 pm to
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HOLY shite I MISSED OUT ON THE FUN!!! I go to Nashville for the weekend and this happens. shite!!! Ok. Don't panic. Don't panic. Still time to catch up. Here goes:




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Also being a samurai puts you at risk of having to hang out with Tom Cruise and that's never cool.


Something I never thought of. But probably the most imortant point so far outside of the treasure factor.

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Let me re-read the question:


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Face-off a hungry alligator or panda?




DOES THIS MEAN I GET TO TAKE HIS FACE-OFF LIKE IN FACE-OFF?!?!?! Holy hell. Then I will be a panda-faced pirate. BOOM!!!




umm i believe the black eyed peas named an album after that post...
Posted by etm512
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Posted on 9/14/10 at 12:09 pm to
I might have to get someone to photoshop me a sig pic soon of my 2 alter egos: a flying, Tom Selleck shark and a panda-faced pirate with bling and a kilbassa swallowing wife.
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
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Posted on 9/14/10 at 12:19 pm to
im thinkin yes.
gotta have the flying machine for the tom sellick shark and an ugly wife like swinging on a rope with the panda faced pirate.
Posted by etm512
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Posted on 9/14/10 at 4:25 pm to
I think that could be easily done.
Posted by The Godfather
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Posted on 9/14/10 at 4:26 pm to
i sensed someone needed some photoshopping done...






Posted by iwyLSUiwy
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Posted on 9/14/10 at 4:41 pm to
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i sensed someone needed some photoshopping done...


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The Godfather


Posted by The Godfather
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Posted on 9/14/10 at 4:45 pm to
that picture is disturbing
Posted by Ryne Sandberg
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Posted on 9/14/10 at 6:25 pm to



This post was edited on 9/14/10 at 6:27 pm
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
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Posted on 9/14/10 at 6:31 pm to


Yes Please.
Who is that? Or is it just random hot chick #1?
Posted by Rohan2Reed
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Posted on 9/14/10 at 6:36 pm to
that the chick from Dr. Parnassus?
Posted by Ryne Sandberg
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Posted on 9/14/10 at 6:38 pm to
see the thread on the OT
Miranda Kerr
Posted by Jamohn
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Posted on 9/15/10 at 11:54 am to
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etm512
'Bout damn time!
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Also being a samurai puts you at risk of having to hang out with Tom Cruise and that's never cool.
Well, I'll counter that by saying that being a pirate puts you at risk of having to hang out w/ Johnny Depp and although he's a good actor, he's just as creepy and annoying as Cruise.

I'd also like to point out that Tom Cruise is just the last Samurai. By the time he shows up, I'm dead so I'm actually cool w/ that.
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DOES THIS MEAN I GET TO TAKE HIS FACE-OFF LIKE IN FACE-OFF?!?!?! Holy hell. Then I will be a panda-faced pirate. BOOM!!!
HOL. E. shite!!

I must seriously consider this new development:

I'm thinkin as a pragmatic samurai I'd probably go w/ the gator face. My super-kinky ugly-but-sexually-adroit wife would probably like the extra adventure that the gator head presents. Plus, I could pay tribute the only Ninja Turtles character that hails from Louisiana:



THAT'S RIGHT, Leatherhead! I GARE-AWN-TEE!
Posted by Freauxzen
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Posted on 9/15/10 at 11:59 am to
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Well, I'll counter that by saying that being a pirate puts you at risk of having to hang out w/ Johnny Depp and although he's a good actor, he's just as creepy and annoying as Cruise.

I'd also like to point out that Tom Cruise is just the last Samurai. By the time he shows up, I'm dead so I'm actually cool w/ that.


I don't think time is an issue here, so this quote made me think of a way to end this thread rather quickly:





/thread
Posted by etm512
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Posted on 9/15/10 at 12:17 pm to
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Well, I'll counter that by saying that being a pirate puts you at risk of having to hang out w/ Johnny Depp and although he's a good actor, he's just as creepy and annoying as Cruise.


Yeah but he's a captain of his own ship so he wouldn't be on my crew of scoundrels and scallywags. Looks like we both could dodge the douche-bullett.
Posted by lsugorilla
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Posted on 9/15/10 at 1:18 pm to
pirate=they own bars
alligator=pandas can climb trees
ugly wife great sex=why would you not want this?
the godfather= who is tyler perry?
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
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Posted on 9/15/10 at 1:37 pm to
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Well, I'll counter that by saying that being a pirate puts you at risk of having to hang out w/ Johnny Depp and although he's a good actor, he's just as creepy and annoying as Cruise.



Im thinking Jack Sparrow is probably a perfect wingman. Im thinking we could smash if we teamed up together. Especially if a tame the alligator that I face off. And im thinking Capt Jack could put in a good word for me with Kiera Knightley. She can be my hot wife that sucks in the sack. Can I have both? And ugly and a hot? Thats probably not fair. O well. FYI I rob a chinaman and now i have a pair of those chinaman sandals to walk around my pirate ship in my skinnies in LIKE A BOSS. cannonball BOOM
Posted by etm512
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Posted on 9/15/10 at 1:39 pm to
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lsugorilla

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who is tyler perry?


God, I envy you.
Posted by etm512
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Posted on 9/15/10 at 1:40 pm to
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Kiera Knightley


She would be the first victory for the Panda faced pirate, or as I will be known on the high sea, Black and White Beard.
Posted by The Godfather
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Posted on 9/16/10 at 6:04 pm to
bump for the Panda Pirate


Posted by iwyLSUiwy
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Posted on 9/16/10 at 8:52 pm to


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