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an anology for the people who want les gone.

Posted on 4/16/10 at 12:03 pm
Posted by jrich11
baton rouge
Member since Jan 2010
993 posts
Posted on 4/16/10 at 12:03 pm
it's like when you're in high school and dating the most beautiful girl in school. you're going along and you think it's awsome because she's so hott, you don't even realize that she's a terrible person or the relationship is miserable.

she leaves and goes date a guy out of town. you don't really care, you've got a new girlfriend, and she's not around, no harm no foul. the girl is not as pretty, but she's alright, and she treats you a lot better.

but then she comes back, and now she's dating a guy you hang out with, and you see them together all the time, now she's really happy.

so here comes the prom, your with your date who you dont even wanna talk to because the other girl just looks so wonderful. so as she wins prom queen, you leave your date to go talk to her. she's just as big of a bitch but you want her so bad because she looks so good right now. but she don't want you, she's set. so you go back to your date, who's pissed off now.

you dont care because you dont even want her anymore. so she goes home, the prom queen dont want you, she leaves with her new bf, and your sitting at the prom party at 4 in the morning slap drunk thinking, "damn i hate my life"

point is, just because you dont have the best, you might have a pretty good one. and by the way, you're not the best program around. you run off this guy, you might just end up with tommy tubberville. just saying.
Posted by Billy Ray Valentine
Duke & Duke
Member since Sep 2007
1553 posts
Posted on 4/16/10 at 12:07 pm to
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just because you dont have the best, you might have a pretty good one. and by the way, you're not the best program around.
Congrats on being happy to be Ole Miss.
Why don't we all just "settle" on everything in our lives?
Posted by The Boob
Member since Mar 2010
767 posts
Posted on 4/16/10 at 12:14 pm to
Is that really an analogy of your life?
Posted by BilJ
Member since Sep 2003
158787 posts
Posted on 4/16/10 at 12:15 pm to
how long did you sit around thinking of that stupid shite?
Posted by chauncey
LAFAYETTE
Member since Apr 2008
709 posts
Posted on 4/16/10 at 12:17 pm to

i always said it was like dating someone and she leaves you for a doctor or some big timer (aka NFL) She leaves that person and comes back and marries your cousin (bama). the same cousin you grew up with, which means not only do you see her from time to time but the whole family talks about them even when they are not around.
Posted by TheBaker
Prairieville
Member since Jan 2004
4318 posts
Posted on 4/16/10 at 12:38 pm to
quote:

point is, just because you dont have the best, you might have a pretty good one. and by the way, you're not the best program around. you run off this guy, you might just end up with tommy tubberville. just saying.


you've GOT to be kidding me, right?!?! suffering Jesus, you sound like a fricking Tulane fan!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY GOD, what the frick is wrong with you?!?!
Posted by BRLawyer
Baton Rouge, Louisiana
Member since Sep 2004
354 posts
Posted on 4/16/10 at 12:44 pm to
This proves that most of the people who comment on this site are retards.
Posted by Godfather1
What WAS St George, Louisiana
Member since Oct 2006
79987 posts
Posted on 4/16/10 at 1:40 pm to
quote:

it's like when you're in high school and dating the most beautiful girl in school. you're going along and you think it's awsome because she's so hott, you don't even realize that she's a terrible person or the relationship is miserable.

she leaves and goes date a guy out of town. you don't really care, you've got a new girlfriend, and she's not around, no harm no foul. the girl is not as pretty, but she's alright, and she treats you a lot better.

but then she comes back, and now she's dating a guy you hang out with, and you see them together all the time, now she's really happy.

so here comes the prom, your with your date who you dont even wanna talk to because the other girl just looks so wonderful. so as she wins prom queen, you leave your date to go talk to her. she's just as big of a bitch but you want her so bad because she looks so good right now. but she don't want you, she's set. so you go back to your date, who's pissed off now.

you dont care because you dont even want her anymore. so she goes home, the prom queen dont want you, she leaves with her new bf, and your sitting at the prom party at 4 in the morning slap drunk thinking, "damn i hate my life"

point is, just because you dont have the best, you might have a pretty good one. and by the way, you're not the best program around. you run off this guy, you might just end up with tommy tubberville. just saying.



I ain't reading all that shite.
Posted by RealityTiger
Geismar, LA
Member since Jan 2010
20457 posts
Posted on 4/16/10 at 2:21 pm to
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you might just end up with tommy tubberville

And that's supposed to be a bad thing? Are you fricking kidding me?

Let me guess, you would rather eat a steak from Chilli's than one from Ruth's Chris.

I would do 1,000 cartwheels down the street if we got rid of Miles and Tubberville came here. I think he would be a perfect fit.
Posted by Nuts4LSU
Washington, DC
Member since Oct 2003
25468 posts
Posted on 4/16/10 at 2:31 pm to
quote:

an anology for the people who want les gone.


That has to be the worst analogy I have ever read. Is there only one beautiful girl in the world? Why does he have to settle for the not as pretty one just because one beautiful girl left, especially when he's spending nearly FOUR MILLION god-damned dollars on the fricking prom?!

I want a great coach. I don't want a "pretty good one".
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by the way, you're not the best program around.

Precisely because we have usually been satisfied with "pretty good" and have never insisted on great. Mentality of mediocrity!
Posted by ike221
Loo A Vul
Member since Aug 2006
13706 posts
Posted on 4/16/10 at 2:33 pm to
Threads like these remind me why the majority of people that post on the Tiger Rant are f'ing morons
Posted by valpeaux
Member since Dec 2007
479 posts
Posted on 4/16/10 at 3:06 pm to
quote:

but she don't want you, she's set. so you go back to your date, who's pissed off now.


Okay, so this is where your analogy breaks down. In our case your "date" is too stupid to ever get pissed off. She's too busy smacking her gum, trying to fix your tie and shouting a "what-everrrr" across the room at your "ex."

At that point your ex just laughs and so do the science nerds (Vanderbilt) going stag but are there anyway because they rigged the sound system.
This post was edited on 4/16/10 at 3:10 pm
Posted by xiv
Parody. #AdminsRule
Member since Feb 2004
39508 posts
Posted on 4/16/10 at 4:14 pm to
Shitty analogy. Neither Les nor Saban has done anything bad to LSU ever.
Posted by Datbayoubengal
Port City
Member since Sep 2009
26720 posts
Posted on 4/16/10 at 11:44 pm to
quote:

jrich11


I thought 90210 came on tuesdays
Posted by Ponchy Tiger
Ponchatoula
Member since Aug 2004
45231 posts
Posted on 4/17/10 at 5:01 am to
Yeah your not stupid. No matter what ppl tell you don't believe it.
Posted by Leave Les alone
Ridgeland, MS
Member since May 2009
103 posts
Posted on 4/17/10 at 10:12 am to
Posted by dukke v
PLUTO
Member since Jul 2006
203570 posts
Posted on 4/17/10 at 12:37 pm to
quote:

it's like when you're in high school and dating the most beautiful girl in school. you're going along and you think it's awsome because she's so hott, you don't even realize that she's a terrible person or the relationship is miserable.

she leaves and goes date a guy out of town. you don't really care, you've got a new girlfriend, and she's not around, no harm no foul. the girl is not as pretty, but she's alright, and she treats you a lot better.

but then she comes back, and now she's dating a guy you hang out with, and you see them together all the time, now she's really happy.

so here comes the prom, your with your date who you dont even wanna talk to because the other girl just looks so wonderful. so as she wins prom queen, you leave your date to go talk to her. she's just as big of a bitch but you want her so bad because she looks so good right now. but she don't want you, she's set. so you go back to your date, who's pissed off now.

you dont care because you dont even want her anymore. so she goes home, the prom queen dont want you, she leaves with her new bf, and your sitting at the prom party at 4 in the morning slap drunk thinking, "damn i hate my life"

point is, just because you dont have the best, you might have a pretty good one. and by the way, you're not the best program around. you run off this guy, you might just end up with tommy tubberville. just saying.





This sounds like something from a teen movie. WOW.
Posted by choupic
Somewhere on da bayou
Member since Nov 2009
2024 posts
Posted on 4/17/10 at 1:00 pm to
Posted by RushTigerLimbaugh
Member since Dec 2009
1284 posts
Posted on 4/17/10 at 1:29 pm to
You forgot one thing, "our new girlfriend" has been prom queen once too back in 2007.

Posted by Tiger Stadium 11
Charleston, SC
Member since Oct 2009
5216 posts
Posted on 4/17/10 at 1:58 pm to
All the optimist/Miles fans out there just cant seem to get it. They all go well look he has a 51-15 record, YAY!! Why would you want to get rid of him? Thats great, I agree. 51-15 is pretty damn good. The problem is all good things come to an end and if anyone can show me where this miraclous turn around is going to come from, Ill listen. Im hoping for it, I just dont see it.

The thing people see who want him gone is that out of his 15 losses, 9 of them are in the past 2 years. To show the trend taking the last 4 years, in 06 and 07 he won 23 out of 27 games(85.2 win%), and in 08 and 09 he won 17 out of 26(65.4 win%). He went from a solid B(which is damn good in football) to a solid D.

Now I love Miles personailty, I love his hilarious quotes that puzzle the feeble minded and his caring attitude. But im not loving the trend of our football team. I agree he needs to stay this year, but its make or break time.
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