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hot off the presses - the DRIVEMANS 2009 season preview
Posted on 8/29/09 at 12:42 pm
Posted on 8/29/09 at 12:42 pm
gather round rantards, its that special time of the year again. no not the time for your wife to dust off your john hennigan for the first time since christmas to show you why you puts up with your overweight, underpaid and irrelevant arse.
what you are about to read has been in the works since november. to be specific, since we got hog tied and had our shite PUSHED IN by bobby petrino. because come on, who you kidding frank, the peach bowl don’t mean shite at L-S-U. ive talked to players, current and former to get the insight on this year’s team. if you need someone to vouch for me i can reel off about a dozen usernames that will have my back.
without further adu- here is the driveman’s 2009 forcast for the 2009 lsu tigers:
washington - WIN
this is the little dog and pony show you’ve all been waiting for. washington won as many games as the lions did last season which isn’t a good start. epecially when you have a bunch of pissed off southern, athletes looking to make you bow down.
no this isnt the latest roster of DKE fratstars these are the men donning the colors for the huskers on saturday. have you seen chad jones?? have you seen ciron BLACK?? because i did everyday this summer and ill give you two adjectives to describe him.
vandy - WIN
if vandy comes to tiger stadium and beats us ill jump off the stadium its that simple.
U-LALA - WIN
no fenroy, no problem. last time i saw these goons in the tigers den the DORSASAURUS was using lanier coleman as a human mop. i expect more of the same.
@ MISS ST - WIN
what's the other thing better than a bye week in the SEC???
a SLY week
@ GEORGIA - LOSS
we haven't beaten georgia between the hedges since dinardo. i have inside information that two certain linebackers have this game circled but it won't be enough.
FLORIDA - LOSS
it would be great to win this one but if i had to pick between jesus and a tiger im going with jim cavizel everytime. ***LOCK OF THE YEAR***
AUBURN - WIN
chuck the turk gives us images of cecil collins, the good kind.
@ ALABAMA - WIN
reuben randle's coming out party, he told me this at the shell parking lot on nicholson.
LOUISIANA TECH - WIN
good to have a cakewalk game after some brutal SEC ball. tech might not even win a a game this year.
@ OLE MISS - LOSS
one of my mentors sean payton has taught me one thing in life: don't eat the cheese. the way they're talkin in oxford makes wisconsin look like a dairy queen. if the rebles get a couple of injuries we COULD swing this one, stay tuned for more.
ARKANSAS - WIN
these idiots can't read or write but always beat us in football, what the frick??? **REVENGE FACTOR GAME OF THE YEAR**
so there you have it 9-3 a good bounce back year but no cigar. more like a swisher and remember WITHOUT THE BADGE THEY A BITCH N A HALF, driveman OUT.
BONUS COVERAGE
since i was able to sit in on a few practices i thought id throw a bone at the rantards. whil i can't reveal too much. here is a possible play we will use this season.
what you are about to read has been in the works since november. to be specific, since we got hog tied and had our shite PUSHED IN by bobby petrino. because come on, who you kidding frank, the peach bowl don’t mean shite at L-S-U. ive talked to players, current and former to get the insight on this year’s team. if you need someone to vouch for me i can reel off about a dozen usernames that will have my back.
without further adu- here is the driveman’s 2009 forcast for the 2009 lsu tigers:
washington - WIN
this is the little dog and pony show you’ve all been waiting for. washington won as many games as the lions did last season which isn’t a good start. epecially when you have a bunch of pissed off southern, athletes looking to make you bow down.
no this isnt the latest roster of DKE fratstars these are the men donning the colors for the huskers on saturday. have you seen chad jones?? have you seen ciron BLACK?? because i did everyday this summer and ill give you two adjectives to describe him.
vandy - WIN
if vandy comes to tiger stadium and beats us ill jump off the stadium its that simple.
U-LALA - WIN
no fenroy, no problem. last time i saw these goons in the tigers den the DORSASAURUS was using lanier coleman as a human mop. i expect more of the same.
@ MISS ST - WIN
what's the other thing better than a bye week in the SEC???
a SLY week
@ GEORGIA - LOSS
we haven't beaten georgia between the hedges since dinardo. i have inside information that two certain linebackers have this game circled but it won't be enough.
FLORIDA - LOSS
it would be great to win this one but if i had to pick between jesus and a tiger im going with jim cavizel everytime. ***LOCK OF THE YEAR***
AUBURN - WIN
chuck the turk gives us images of cecil collins, the good kind.
@ ALABAMA - WIN
reuben randle's coming out party, he told me this at the shell parking lot on nicholson.
LOUISIANA TECH - WIN
good to have a cakewalk game after some brutal SEC ball. tech might not even win a a game this year.
@ OLE MISS - LOSS
one of my mentors sean payton has taught me one thing in life: don't eat the cheese. the way they're talkin in oxford makes wisconsin look like a dairy queen. if the rebles get a couple of injuries we COULD swing this one, stay tuned for more.
ARKANSAS - WIN
these idiots can't read or write but always beat us in football, what the frick??? **REVENGE FACTOR GAME OF THE YEAR**
so there you have it 9-3 a good bounce back year but no cigar. more like a swisher and remember WITHOUT THE BADGE THEY A BITCH N A HALF, driveman OUT.
BONUS COVERAGE
since i was able to sit in on a few practices i thought id throw a bone at the rantards. whil i can't reveal too much. here is a possible play we will use this season.
Posted on 8/29/09 at 12:51 pm to death valley driver
So which BR elementary school do you attend?
Posted on 8/29/09 at 12:57 pm to death valley driver
did we drop Tulane from the schedule?
Posted on 8/29/09 at 12:57 pm to death valley driver
quote:
no fenroy, no problem. last time i saw these goons in the tigers den the DORSASAURUS was using lanier coleman as a human mop. i expect more of the same.
DORSASAURUS
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what's the other thing better than a bye week in the SEC???
a SLY week
the inside info puts this shite ahead of phil steele
:bow: :bow: :bow: BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW BOW
Posted on 8/29/09 at 1:00 pm to death valley driver
I didn't realize we were playing The Eye of Sauron this year
Posted on 8/29/09 at 1:00 pm to death valley driver
Wow. I haven't seen projections this obvious since man predicted the sun.
Posted on 8/29/09 at 1:42 pm to death valley driver
The boss man has spoken.
Posted on 8/29/09 at 1:48 pm to death valley driver
Driveman, do you conduct all of your player interviews in the shell parking lot?
Posted on 8/29/09 at 5:34 pm to death valley driver
Wow, how come I've never heard of this guy before? His post was so full of fail it transcended to greatness.
Posted on 8/29/09 at 5:39 pm to death valley driver
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death valley driver
Posted on 8/30/09 at 1:05 pm to death valley driver
Great stuff, driveman. That was worth the anticipation. Could you please describe that play you diagrammed if you don't mind?
Posted on 8/30/09 at 1:52 pm to death valley driver
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no this isnt the latest roster of DKE fratstars these are the men donning the colors for the huskers on saturday
Why should we give a shite who Pelini has? Maybe we play them in the Cotton? Been workin on this since november? wow
Posted on 8/30/09 at 2:16 pm to death valley driver
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death valley driver
:henderson:
Posted on 8/30/09 at 2:21 pm to death valley driver
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we haven't beaten georgia between the hedges since dinardo
And this means what???
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@ ALABAMA - WIN
reuben randle's coming out party, he told me this at the shell parking lot on nicholson.
This is a game LSU does lose.
Posted on 8/30/09 at 4:05 pm to death valley driver
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without further adu
But why, driveman??????!!!!!!!!!
Posted on 8/30/09 at 4:35 pm to death valley driver
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we haven't beaten georgia between the hedges since dinardo.
Actually since Archer.
I get it, Tulame's a forfeit, right?
Sly's working incognito pro bono too.
Ciron Black is ______ ________!!!!
Dem rebles cud git hurted.
La Tech could go winless. Then again they are probably better than 3 or 4 SEC schools this year.
And Chuck's a Turk. Heck I thought he was Baptist.
Way to go drive-by.
yikes.
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