re: UT message boards... what are they saying?

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10 Reasons LSU Will Win The Series
1. I am wearing my lucky jock strap. Even though I haven't played an organized sport since my mom made me play cornhole with my brother, we haven't lost when I've worn it. Then again, I'm beginning to think that her idea of cornhole was much different from everyone else's.
2. I shaved my balls AND my head today. 'Nuff said.
3. Alaska is bigger than Texas. Russia is bigger than Alaska. Ergo, Russia will attack us with bears before the game is even played. And what is the bear's natural enemy? fricking Tigers, brah.
4. Pete fricking Maravich. Hell yeah.
5. Coaching - Manieri has an Italian-sounding name. Garrido, on the other hand, must be some illegal immigrant crap. Therefore, if there is a pasta-making contest in the parking lot at Rosenblatt before the game, we're gonna kick your arse.
6. LSU Fans - We're fricking crazy. We're so fricking crazy, in fact, that my mom has been puking out in the "yard" for the last hour and a half after shotgunning that case of Schaefer Light. But whatever, it's her birthday, bitch got what she deserved..
7. Gorilla Ball - Did I say that the tiger was the natural enemy of the Bear? frick yeah. And know what the natural enemy of the tiger is? The fricking Gorilla. Mark. It. Down.
8. Small Ball is lame - My balls are huge. Not really though.
9. The INternets - I read on the internets that TExas is full of steers and queers. Haha lol.
10. I have three pre-pubescent boys tied up in my basement. And let's just say that if this thing goes to three games, we're going to have some really unhappy pre-pubescent boys in my basement.
RIGGAMAROO RIGGAMARAAA, TIGERS TIGERS WILL frick U BRAH!!!!

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