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Posted on 4/15/09 at 5:35 pm
Posted by Buck Magnum
Springdale
Member since Dec 2003
11632 posts
Posted on 4/15/09 at 5:35 pm
I will have to give the nod to Elaine's dad on Seinfeld....

"I knew a funny man once, tailgunner in Korea, had his brains blown all over the Pacific. Nothing funny about that."
Posted by artvandelay1987
MANNYWOOD
Member since Sep 2007
10831 posts
Posted on 4/15/09 at 5:37 pm to
George Costanza
"All I want is my 75 cents back, an apology, and for him to be fired."
Posted by Muppet
Member since Aug 2007
50512 posts
Posted on 4/15/09 at 5:55 pm to
Susan's parents: "It's just a shame when children die before their parents."

George: [mumbling] "Yes... I hope my parents go long before I do"
Posted by red4lsu
B'ham
Member since Jul 2004
11071 posts
Posted on 4/15/09 at 7:40 pm to
Joey: The question, Rachel, is this: does he like you? Otherwise, it's just a moo point.
Rachel: A moo point?
Joey: You know, like a cow's opinion. It doesn't matter. It's moo.

They don't know that we know that they know we know. -Phoebe

"Just so you know, it's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy and it is a big deal!" -Rachel but only made priceless when Chandler screams "I KNEW IT!"

eta:
Rachel: We're soooooooo o-ver.
Ross: Ugh, Ughhh, FINE BY ME!
This post was edited on 4/15/09 at 7:47 pm
Posted by H-Town Tiger
Member since Nov 2003
59165 posts
Posted on 4/15/09 at 8:11 pm to
"The sea was angry that day my friends, like an old man trying to send back soup at a deli"

George Costanza - Marine Biologist
This post was edited on 4/18/09 at 10:04 am
Posted by Tbonne
Tuscaloosa
Member since Nov 2006
13 posts
Posted on 4/15/09 at 9:25 pm to
Jerry: But I don't want to be a pirate!
Posted by coolpapaboze
Parts Unknown
Member since Dec 2006
15900 posts
Posted on 4/15/09 at 9:36 pm to
It's not a lie, if you believe it.
Posted by SaintLSUnAtl
THE REAL MJ
Member since Jan 2007
22129 posts
Posted on 4/16/09 at 6:42 am to
Jerry: Do you even know what a write-off is?

Kramer: No. Do you?

Jerry: No!

Kramer: But they do. And they're the ones writing it off.
Posted by CWS91
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2005
1009 posts
Posted on 4/16/09 at 7:59 am to
"I don't care how many laws they pass, he's still going to annoy people"

"Jerry, this is Frank Costanza. George is dead. Call me back."

"why the hell did you trade Jay Buhner?"
Posted by S
RIP Wayde
Member since Jan 2007
156061 posts
Posted on 4/16/09 at 11:21 am to
jerry: "JEAN PAULLLLLLLL JEAN PAULLLLLLLL WAAAAAAKE UP WAAAAAAAAAAAKE UP"
Posted by CWS91
Baton Rouge
Member since Nov 2005
1009 posts
Posted on 4/16/09 at 11:27 am to
"Can't you see what's happening here? The only thing between him and us is a thin layer of gabardine.."

Jerry on Kramer not wearing underwear
Posted by CAT
Central Arkansas
Member since Aug 2006
7102 posts
Posted on 4/16/09 at 11:27 am to
George: I think it moved
Posted by BamaMan45
Louisiana
Member since Dec 2006
1691 posts
Posted on 4/19/09 at 2:32 am to
Kramer: Well, I've got gonorrhea.
Elaine: That seems about right.
Kramer: That's what they gave me!
George: They?....The government?
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