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re: Would you rather be stuck in the woods with a grizzly bear or a man?

Posted on 5/3/24 at 11:18 am to
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
106607 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 11:18 am to
I’m pretty familiar with men, though. Most of the bears around where I’m from are pretty docile and used to people. So I’d definitely choose them. Bears may replace the old opening a vein in the bathtub trick. At least I’d feed something

I prefer to choose neither, but a Disney princess gonna Disney princess.

In before the ultimate pick me of the ot is here to bash women and say of course she chooses men because then she can serve them!
This post was edited on 5/3/24 at 11:22 am
Posted by Espritdescorps
Member since Nov 2020
1260 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 11:18 am to
Wtf yeah I heard this. So asinine. I don’t get it.. just like the how often do you think of the Roman Empire one.. once a month.. what’s the point of it
Posted by Zap Rowsdower
MissLou, La
Member since Sep 2010
13283 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 11:19 am to
quote:

You must resist the urge to mansplain!


Damn it!

To the stockades I go.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
106607 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 11:20 am to
Don’t you have some women to hit on and contact inappropriately while you pretend that your wife is crazy?

I miss you wife. She should come back to post again.

You, my friend, are not a shining star for your gender.
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
140708 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 11:21 am to
That is pretty gay.

If some woman tried to tell me in person she’d choose a bear I would smile and thank her for revealing that she is someone to avoid and walk away.

Of course the pink hair, tats and general ugliness would have told me that in advance anyway.
Posted by bad93ex
Member since Sep 2018
27343 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 11:23 am to
quote:

Aspercel


How long are you going to keep this up?

It's been 3 years now and our marriage is fricking awesome. How is yours?
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
116317 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 11:24 am to
quote:

Statistically women are attacked by men more than bears.






Look, if the question was: "Are you more afraid of men or bears"

Alright, fine. They are around men all the time and almost never around a bear, and can avoid being around a bear almost completely.


The question that is actually being asked of them usually (The op has it wrong), is if you are stuck in a room with, I believe.
Posted by georgia
445
Member since Jan 2007
9109 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 11:24 am to
either. do I get to bring my rifle? it's lightweight and I'm a good shot. I'll take my chances either way, but at least you could eat the bear.
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
106607 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 11:25 am to
Sounds like it.

You’re a perfect example of a piece of shite. You were also preying on someone who was in a very vulnerable place. She’s doing great now.

Thankfully, I got out of mine alive. He was involved on the fringes of a group murder that I expect to one day see on dateline. I thank you for asking and caring
This post was edited on 5/3/24 at 11:28 am
Posted by bad93ex
Member since Sep 2018
27343 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 11:27 am to
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Sounds like it.

You’re a perfect example of a piece of shite.


So you're never gonna move on
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
106607 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 11:31 am to
You didn’t do it to me

So I have nothing to move on from. You’re just a very hypocritical poster and act like you are above bad behavior. I bet your wife would love to see the things you said about her. You really acted like you were the white knight I wonder if she still has those conversations…


Stop acting like you’re a great person and I’ll stop bringing up why you aren’t. Deal?
Posted by bad93ex
Member since Sep 2018
27343 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 11:36 am to
quote:

You didn’t do it to me


You are the one who won't let it go.

quote:

You’re just a very hypocritical poster and act like you are above bad behavior. I bet your wife would love to see the things you said about her. You really acted like you were the white knight I wonder if she still has those conversations…


Over the past three years in MC, we've gone over all of it and guess what our marriage is fricking awesome like I said previously, you can't process that someone can admit their mistakes and rebuild their marriage.

quote:

Stop acting like you’re a great person and I’ll stop bringing up why you aren’t. Deal?



Stopped polluting threads with your sanctimonious bullshite.
Posted by SammyTiger
Baton Rouge, LA
Member since Feb 2009
66827 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 11:36 am to
quote:

Look, if the question was: "Are you more afraid of men or bears"


yeah that was the entire rest of my post.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
261529 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 11:38 am to
quote:

Most of the bears around where I’m from are pretty docile and used to people.


Most of the people I'm around are too but if you lived around more bears than people, you'd change your mind quickly.

Brown bears are not the same critter as your loveable black bear. Certain situations make them inherently dangerous. Food sources, young, etc.

I personally know more people who have been fricked up by bears than people.
This post was edited on 5/3/24 at 11:41 am
Posted by GreenRockTiger
vortex to the whirlpool of despair
Member since Jun 2020
42228 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 11:38 am to
quote:

either. do I get to bring my rifle? it's lightweight and I'm a good shot. I'll take my chances either way, but at least you could eat the bear.
hell, if you can bring your rifle - you should get both the man and the bear - I wonder which would be shot first
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
106607 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 11:40 am to
Keep telling yourself that. I hope y’all make it. Try to be faithful this time… for her sake. I just really find cheaters to be terrible people who usually can’t stop.

Also, I could say the same for you. Yikes. But if it makes you feel better to play pretend, you can go right ahead and do it.


Do y’all still go to the strip club together?




This is you not dropping it so I’m also not dropping it. See how that works?

Also, you quoted a response to me. I wouldn’t have said anything to you in here otherwise

Most of the time I ignore your bullshite.
This post was edited on 5/3/24 at 11:42 am
Posted by jmh5724
Member since Jan 2012
2138 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 11:47 am to
As a man who has come face to face with a grizzly in the wild, I would take on an arena full of armed gladiators before 1 grizzly.
Posted by bad93ex
Member since Sep 2018
27343 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 11:47 am to
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Also, you quoted a response to me. I wouldn’t have said anything to you in here otherwise


That's my fault, not sure how I didn't see your name in there. Had I saw it then I wouldn't have posted that but this isn't the first time you've made a snide comment towards me.

quote:

Most of the time I ignore your bullshite.



Likewise, I have stayed out of the Lunch Thread
Posted by Aspercel
Member since Jan 2009
106607 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 11:49 am to


Real easy to miss a word when it is one of nine in a sentence.
This post was edited on 5/3/24 at 11:51 am
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
261529 posts
Posted on 5/3/24 at 11:56 am to
quote:


As a man who has come face to face with a grizzly in the wild, I would take on an arena full of armed gladiators before 1 grizzly.


I imagine the question wasnt thought out well. Tell them the guy is non binary, they'll beg him to come in the bathroom.
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