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do you have your funeral planned
Posted on 4/2/24 at 11:50 pm
Posted on 4/2/24 at 11:50 pm
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Posted on 4/2/24 at 11:56 pm to OWLFAN86
Don't want one.
My dad is really big on that bullshite, but I give zero fricks. This mortal body of mine is just carbon and water, so I don't really care what's done with it once I die. In fact, go ahead and burn it for failing me.
Mrs. Tantal is terminally ill and wants a Big Lebowski funeral. She's going to be cremated, her ashes put in a Folger's can, then scattered in the cove in front of our lake house when the time comes.
My dad is really big on that bullshite, but I give zero fricks. This mortal body of mine is just carbon and water, so I don't really care what's done with it once I die. In fact, go ahead and burn it for failing me.
Mrs. Tantal is terminally ill and wants a Big Lebowski funeral. She's going to be cremated, her ashes put in a Folger's can, then scattered in the cove in front of our lake house when the time comes.
This post was edited on 4/3/24 at 8:36 am
Posted on 4/2/24 at 11:57 pm to OWLFAN86
this is kinda cryptic brah
everything ok?
everything ok?
Posted on 4/3/24 at 12:00 am to OWLFAN86
Yes and my cock continues to get larger.
Posted on 4/3/24 at 12:03 am to OWLFAN86
Just a salad and water.
Kinda dark for a LNST Owlie.
Kinda dark for a LNST Owlie.
Posted on 4/3/24 at 12:03 am to OWLFAN86
No but I'm looking forward to yours
j/k owlvis
j/k owlvis
Posted on 4/3/24 at 12:07 am to OWLFAN86
No, but someday’s I wish it would happen soon. Being an adult sucks, I didn’t sign up for all this bullshite.
Posted on 4/3/24 at 12:12 am to OWLFAN86
Posted on 4/3/24 at 12:15 am to OWLFAN86
I wrote a will in my 20s. Oddly enough I didn't say anything about the funeral, it was all about money (I was still single.) I had cash going to Mike the Tiger for fresh meat, a cash fund for a post funeral blowout on Bourbon, etc.
My ex wife will ignore anything I say anyway, so I just want it to be a celebration of her not getting paychecks. Thanks for the idea to make that a thing, I will not involve a requirement to visit Atlanta strip clubs.
My ex wife will ignore anything I say anyway, so I just want it to be a celebration of her not getting paychecks. Thanks for the idea to make that a thing, I will not involve a requirement to visit Atlanta strip clubs.
Posted on 4/3/24 at 12:42 am to OWLFAN86
No. But I’ve got my cardboard box picked out.
Posted on 4/3/24 at 3:06 am to OWLFAN86
yes, crisp me and drop my ashes anywhere in the swamp
Posted on 4/3/24 at 3:09 am to OWLFAN86
I’m more worried about my phone and browser history
Posted on 4/3/24 at 3:44 am to OWLFAN86
I do not want one what so ever.
I have long sense told my family members to cremate me.
Do not spend $20,000 on a piece of dirt to drop a wooden box in.
I have long sense told my family members to cremate me.
Do not spend $20,000 on a piece of dirt to drop a wooden box in.
Posted on 4/3/24 at 4:37 am to OWLFAN86
Not having any of the conventional funeral nonsense.
A company out of Memphis will come pick up my body at the morgue and chop me up for experiments and surgical training. When everyone is finished they’ll gather me back up and cremate me. Then they will deposit my ashes in an obscure graveyard. They may even let me rot in the sun and weather for a year or more in pursuit of forensic science.
Mom is doing the same except her ashes are going to be mailed USPS to me. We already have Dad in an urn in a bedroom corner.
A company out of Memphis will come pick up my body at the morgue and chop me up for experiments and surgical training. When everyone is finished they’ll gather me back up and cremate me. Then they will deposit my ashes in an obscure graveyard. They may even let me rot in the sun and weather for a year or more in pursuit of forensic science.
Mom is doing the same except her ashes are going to be mailed USPS to me. We already have Dad in an urn in a bedroom corner.
Posted on 4/3/24 at 4:46 am to OWLFAN86
I've already told the wife if I die before her, simply have me cremated and do what she wants with the ashes.
I am adamant about no funeral, no mass in my honor since I'm not big on any organized religion and even skip the obituary since people that know me and are in my life will already know I'm dead.
I want her to throw a big crawfish boil with lots of ice cold beer and have people over to eat, drink and tell lies about how good a guy I was.
I am adamant about no funeral, no mass in my honor since I'm not big on any organized religion and even skip the obituary since people that know me and are in my life will already know I'm dead.
I want her to throw a big crawfish boil with lots of ice cold beer and have people over to eat, drink and tell lies about how good a guy I was.
Posted on 4/3/24 at 5:15 am to OWLFAN86
My parents planned my funeral many times as a kid. I heard “it’s your funeral” many times.
Posted on 4/3/24 at 5:41 am to OWLFAN86
The day and time is not set in stone yet.
Posted on 4/3/24 at 7:23 am to OWLFAN86
No. Never understood why people plan their own. You’re dead and won’t experience any of it.
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