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Getting the urge to poop while you’re in the shower

Posted on 3/23/24 at 12:15 pm
Posted by GeorgeTheGreek
Sparta, Greece
Member since Mar 2008
66548 posts
Posted on 3/23/24 at 12:15 pm
This is just not the way life is supposed to be.

Do you get out the shower and poop and then get back in?

You can’t possible shower, then poop, still feel clean - even with a clean wipe and all. It’s a mental thing.

Awful awful state of mind.
Posted by Be Very Careful
Member since Mar 2024
5 posts
Posted on 3/23/24 at 12:17 pm to
Posted by TheWalrus
Member since Dec 2012
40887 posts
Posted on 3/23/24 at 12:18 pm to
I poop in the shower
Posted by Roll Tide Ravens
Birmingham, AL
Member since Nov 2015
43037 posts
Posted on 3/23/24 at 12:18 pm to
quote:

Do you get out the shower and poop and then get back in?

It’s the only option. It’s not ideal, but it must be done.
Posted by JetsetNuggs
Member since Jun 2014
14056 posts
Posted on 3/23/24 at 12:21 pm to
It feels like the shower didn’t take
Posted by WhuckFistle
Member since Jul 2015
3013 posts
Posted on 3/23/24 at 12:22 pm to
I knew of someone that would take a shower after each shite.

That guy was weird.
Posted by LegendInMyMind
Member since Apr 2019
55195 posts
Posted on 3/23/24 at 12:24 pm to
I am a man who wants to be taken seriously. I wear pants in the shower.
Posted by SCLibertarian
Conway, South Carolina
Member since Aug 2013
36322 posts
Posted on 3/23/24 at 12:26 pm to
OP is a Vince McMahon kind of guy.
Posted by LRB1967
Tennessee
Member since Dec 2020
16056 posts
Posted on 3/23/24 at 12:30 pm to
I have IBS D and would constantly have the urge to poop if I didn't take a handful of Immodium AD every morning. You might try a dose before you shower.
Posted by SUB
Member since Jan 2001
Member since Jan 2009
21018 posts
Posted on 3/23/24 at 12:33 pm to
You just go in the shower. How else are you supposed to make chocolate pipe waffles?
Posted by SteelerBravesDawg
Member since Sep 2020
35478 posts
Posted on 3/23/24 at 12:35 pm to
This is why you poop right before you hop in the shower.
Posted by Ricardo
Member since Sep 2016
4931 posts
Posted on 3/23/24 at 12:56 pm to
Seems like the OT is obsessed with poop.

Though, I must admit, you guys probably convinced a lot of people to purchase bidets.
Posted by blue_morrison
Member since Jan 2013
5155 posts
Posted on 3/23/24 at 12:57 pm to
You hold it like the adult you are.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
63402 posts
Posted on 3/23/24 at 12:58 pm to
quote:

This is just not the way life is supposed to be.


Banger of a line. GTG threads just hit different.
Posted by SportsGuyNOLA
New Orleans, LA
Member since May 2014
17247 posts
Posted on 3/23/24 at 1:21 pm to
1. Poop
2. Waffle stomp the turd
3. Continue showering
4. Be sure to wipe butt with wife/gf’s hand towel

Extremely satisfying and underrated experience
Posted by Ziippy
Member since Aug 2023
1047 posts
Posted on 3/23/24 at 1:23 pm to
Oh poop.
Posted by sloggdogg81
Member since Sep 2009
64 posts
Posted on 3/23/24 at 1:37 pm to
Poop in the shower then waffle stomp it down the drain!
Posted by Jester
Baton Rouge
Member since Feb 2006
34457 posts
Posted on 3/23/24 at 3:09 pm to
quote:


Do you get out the shower and poop and then get back in?


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