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Has anyone ever broken a finger trying to peel an ORANGE?
Posted on 3/17/24 at 2:42 pm
Posted on 3/17/24 at 2:42 pm
...I'm embarrassed to put this in print, but it happened!
After the conclusion of the A-10 Championship between Duquesne and VCU, I was ready for a mid-afternoon snack-- an orange!
Well, it turned out to be a really tough-rinded naval orange, and, after about 20 seconds of intense pushing on the rind, it gave way-- OUCH! not the rind--but rather the proximal phalanx of my right index finger. Now I'm on a shuttle to urgent care, in significant pain, attempting to get a doctor to set the fracture.
Who do I sue-- the grocery store who sold the orange, or Sunkist?
After the conclusion of the A-10 Championship between Duquesne and VCU, I was ready for a mid-afternoon snack-- an orange!
Well, it turned out to be a really tough-rinded naval orange, and, after about 20 seconds of intense pushing on the rind, it gave way-- OUCH! not the rind--but rather the proximal phalanx of my right index finger. Now I'm on a shuttle to urgent care, in significant pain, attempting to get a doctor to set the fracture.
Who do I sue-- the grocery store who sold the orange, or Sunkist?
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Posted on 3/17/24 at 2:43 pm to tarzana
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embarrassed to put this in print
You should be but it’s expected from a neck bearded soy boy like you.
Posted on 3/17/24 at 2:44 pm to tarzana
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Has anyone ever broken a finger trying to peel an ORANGE? ...I'm embarrassed to put this in print, but it happened!
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by tarzana
Checks out
Posted on 3/17/24 at 2:45 pm to tarzana
Drink more milk or something, mister.
Posted on 3/17/24 at 2:47 pm to tarzana
Probably need to check bone density
Posted on 3/17/24 at 2:48 pm to tarzana
You sound like a real fruit.
Posted on 3/17/24 at 2:48 pm to tarzana
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Now I'm on a shuttle to urgent care, in significant pain, attempting to get a doctor to set the fracture.
I would have poured some bourbon
Posted on 3/17/24 at 2:50 pm to tarzana
1) you won’t be seeing an MD at urgent care
2) grow a set, tape 2 fingers together, then peg yourself tonight soy boy
2) grow a set, tape 2 fingers together, then peg yourself tonight soy boy
Posted on 3/17/24 at 2:51 pm to tarzana
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A-10 Championship between Duquesne and VCU,
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broken a finger trying to peel an ORANGE?by tarzana
...I'm embarrassed
Your mancard is permanently revoked.
Posted on 3/17/24 at 2:53 pm to tarzana
No pussy, I have not
Posted on 3/17/24 at 2:53 pm to tarzana
Just how ghey are you?
Posted on 3/17/24 at 2:57 pm to tarzana
Sounds like you should be snacking on this:
Posted on 3/17/24 at 2:58 pm to tarzana
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Who do I sue-- the grocery store who sold the orange, or Sunkist?
Your parents, for making you.
Posted on 3/17/24 at 3:13 pm to tarzana
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Who do I sue--
Your parents for breeding with such weak genetics and the hospital for not yeeting your defective self into a trash chute immediately after your were shat out.
Posted on 3/17/24 at 3:14 pm to tarzana
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tarzana
What's going on?
Posted on 3/17/24 at 3:15 pm to tarzana
They make little plastic doodads for that.
Posted on 3/17/24 at 3:15 pm to tarzana
Orange you mad you broke your finger?
Posted on 3/17/24 at 3:17 pm to tarzana
Coulda been me. Thank goodness I chose a Halo instead. Whew!
Posted on 3/17/24 at 3:18 pm to tarzana
OP is down with Osteoporosis.
Posted on 3/17/24 at 3:22 pm to tarzana
Does this mean typing hurts and you won't be able to post as much? *fingers crossed*
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