re: Removing an ex from your insurance is a mistake. Leave the witch on.

Knock on wood, nothing on my record in about a decade yet my insurance has doubled in the past year. I assume its just this fricked everywhere but I really should shop around.

I bought her a 2020 Honda Pilot that's still in my name right now.
She makes the note now. I was paying it up to the split. That's insured with a different company.
She actually never drove any of my cars.
My dad uses one a lot but two of them barely get touched.

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think married men live longer on average

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You call that livin’?

My lawyer didn’t notify me timely that our divorce was finalized in the courts. I tried to get her removed from my medical benefits at work but they told me it was too late; I had to wait until the next enrollment period. She was all empowered and ready to slay the world so she proudly signed up for benefits at her job. I had to go through the rest of the year worrying she would find out she was still covered by my insurance and get implants, a tummy tuck, etc. but she didn’t find out.

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Gotdamn

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Yeah it’s just the wife and I with no tickets and no accidents.

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My insurance went up $45 a month. So I looked at my policy and realized my ex was still on it. We split up a year ago and divorced in October.
So I message Geico and remove her from the policy. Guy gets back to me, policy goes up by $900 over 6 months.

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What are your liability limits and what are your collision and comprehensive deductibles?

Cheaper to keep her.

I learned this twice in my life. They don’t make it easy to remove them. Both times I had to send copies of the divorce. The first ex wife I left for a couple months until she got her own policy. If I’d known it’d gone up, I’d just left her. I didn’t want that second b*tch on anything of mine. I tell people all the time that marriage didn’t count, I was an idiot at that time. I gladly paid the increase. Added my third wife, everything goes back down.

Yeah, I’ve been married 3 times…

On a side note, I’ve been with Progressive for over 20 years. No agent, I do everything online. My policy stays consistent price wise. I’ve got co workers who are every couple years switching agents/companies because of price increases.

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Signs of a mid-life crisis probably rightfully raise insurance rates.

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Op complains about his insurance increased and then comes in and explains to a T why newly divorced men have higher rates.

Guys gonna complain when his life insurance goes up because he’s flying to South America to sky dive and bang prostitutes.