re: Stupid Things Said to Women

One time, at band camp ..... no, j/k nevermind.

So I picked up this fairly attractive gal at this bar called Hammerheads out on Long Island back in the mid 70s. We were in Huntington but she lived over in West Islip.

When we left the bar she said she wanted to go back to my apartment .... which, naturally I assumed I was going to score. But about two miles down the road she got stupid eyed, I think the weed and liquor kicked in and she insisted that drive her all the way home.

Instead, because she turned into an abrasive drunk yankee bitch, I pulled over on the side of the road and told her to get out. And, when she screamed and asked if I was serious I said, (and I regret this) I said, "yes ma'am I'm serious. If you're not taking me all the way I'm not taking you all the way."

She was cussing me as I drove away.