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re: Kingwood's Swamp Donkey Crawfish owner arrested for sexually assaulting underage employee
Posted on 1/15/24 at 10:40 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Posted on 1/15/24 at 10:40 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Damn. Fingering her with crawfish seasons hands is bad. That shite will burn for hours (pro tip: so does getting head after eating crawfish…would not recommend).
But talk about adding insult to injury. Poor girl.
But talk about adding insult to injury. Poor girl.
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Posted on 1/15/24 at 10:49 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Berg
What’s the scoop on this?
What’s the scoop on this?
Posted on 1/15/24 at 11:17 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
I bought crawfish from this baw multiple times. My friend was telling me that this isn’t new for him. Apparently has been a piece of shite forever.
Posted on 1/15/24 at 11:21 am to thermal9221
I first heard about it on Friday. Like I said from the women I know this dude has been like this.
Posted on 1/15/24 at 11:22 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
What's the $700 for? That part seems out of place.
Posted on 1/15/24 at 11:23 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Man! What is the price of crawfish doing to people?
Posted on 1/15/24 at 11:28 am to Los Tigros
Their comments on FB are turned off. 
This post was edited on 1/15/24 at 11:37 am
Posted on 1/15/24 at 12:14 pm to bigberg2000
There was a shared post in a Houston crawfish FB group floating around last week with many comments saying the dude was a creepy POS, not surprised they’ve turned off comments
Posted on 1/15/24 at 12:31 pm to Gnash
The arrest record says it was sexual assault with an object
Posted on 1/15/24 at 12:45 pm to MAXtheTIGER
quote:
A sex act where you penetrate your partner with crawfish seasoning on your fingers. Often nonconsensual.
Everyone in Houston knows the seasoning goes on the outside.
Posted on 1/15/24 at 2:27 pm to Splackavellie
quote:
she was crying and trying to clean the crawfish seasoning from her vagina.
Gotta say this is a first for me. Never heard that one before.
First time I heard something like this a buddy of mine told me that he was getting intimate with his wife after eating Buffalo wings. Let’s just say it didn’t go too well for her.
Posted on 1/16/24 at 6:31 pm to bigberg2000
quote:
Their comments on FB are turned off.
Dude was getting crucified.
Posted on 1/16/24 at 6:35 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Anyone Louisiana baw that has hooked up with a chick after the boil knows the seasoning on the fingers bit is real. Doesn’t take much residue.
Posted on 1/16/24 at 6:36 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
If he is a Texican, he’s guilty.
Need pics of chic to determine if she is guilty of anything too.
Need pics of chic to determine if she is guilty of anything too.
Posted on 1/16/24 at 8:53 pm to HooDooWitch
She’s guilty of being naïve to go to a gas station with a grown arse stranger without her boyfriend
Posted on 1/16/24 at 8:59 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
As he should be
Posted on 1/16/24 at 9:02 pm to bigberg2000
The place actually sells decent crawfish. Or did. Kinda laughed at all the women eating at a place that had a name like this but honestly it stayed packed and I swear they were boiling into July last year.
Posted on 1/16/24 at 9:41 pm to bigberg2000
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I bought crawfish from this baw multiple times. My friend was telling me that this isn’t new for him. Apparently has been a piece of shite forever.
Yeah I heard that too but never tried the crawfish.
And is he also involved with the 2 other seasonal businesses at that location? The haunted house and the fireworks place?
So how was the crawfish?
This post was edited on 1/16/24 at 9:42 pm
Posted on 1/16/24 at 9:57 pm to Willie Stroker
Last I heard (from one of his waitstaff) is that he owns a good portion of the land and is trying to build a food truck park.
We were eating there in 2022 and my SIL's youngest son walked over to the haunted house (haunted woods) and was looking at the entrance from the parking lot. Billy came and told him to GTFO or he would shoot him in the head. What type of sick MF says that to a 10 year old kid? He wasn't even touching the entrance or trying to get in, just looking at the entrance. ....and yes, it caused a big shoving ruckus between the BIL and Billy, we all got kicked out (yes I know it's trashy)... yada yada yada.
So yes, he's a fist class a-hole so I'm glad he finally got what was coming to him.
We were eating there in 2022 and my SIL's youngest son walked over to the haunted house (haunted woods) and was looking at the entrance from the parking lot. Billy came and told him to GTFO or he would shoot him in the head. What type of sick MF says that to a 10 year old kid? He wasn't even touching the entrance or trying to get in, just looking at the entrance. ....and yes, it caused a big shoving ruckus between the BIL and Billy, we all got kicked out (yes I know it's trashy)... yada yada yada.
So yes, he's a fist class a-hole so I'm glad he finally got what was coming to him.
Posted on 1/16/24 at 10:39 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
I’m glad to see ole Billy is getting what he deserves.
Sounds like getting kicked out was worth it. Your SIL’s son needed to see that family takes care of family.
Now I want to go visit him.
Sounds like getting kicked out was worth it. Your SIL’s son needed to see that family takes care of family.
Now I want to go visit him.
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