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Trump Shares Messianic Video About God Sending Him To Save World
Posted on 1/5/24 at 10:05 am
Posted on 1/5/24 at 10:05 am
Posted on 1/5/24 at 10:07 am to StopRobot
Full transcript:
quote:
And on June 14th, 1946, God looked down on his plan Paradise, and said, I need a caretaker. So God gave us Trump.
God said, I need somebody willing to get up before dawn. Fix this country. Work all day. Fight the Marxists. Eat supper. Then go to the Oval Office and stay past midnight. And a meeting of the heads of state. So God made Trump.
I need somebody with arms strong enough to wrestle the deep state, and yet gentle enough to deliver his own grandchild. Somebody to ruffle the feathers. Tame the cantankerous World Economic Forum. Come home hungry. Have to wait until the First Lady is done with lunch with friends. Then tell the ladies to be sure and come back real soon and mean it. So God gave us Trump.
I need somebody who can shape an ax but wield a sword. Who had the courage to step foot in North Korea? Who can make money from the tar of the sand turned liquid to gold? Who understands the difference between tariffs and inflation? We’ll finish this 40 hour week by Tuesday noon, but then put in another 72 hours. So God made Trump.
God had to have somebody willing to go into the den of vipers. Call out the fake news for their tongues as sharp as serpents. The poison of vipers is on their lips. And yet. Stop. So God made Trump.
God said, I need somebody who will be strong and courageous, who will not be afraid or terrified of the wolves when they attack a man who cares for the flock. A shepherd to mankind who will never leave nor forsake them. I need the most diligent worker to follow the path and remain strong in faith and know the belief of God and country. Somebody who is willing to drill, bring back manufacturing and American jobs. Farm the lands. Secure our borders. Build our military. Fight the system all day and finish a hard weeks. Work by attending church on Sunday. And then his oldest son turns and says, God, let’s make America great again, dad. Let’s build back a country to be the envy of the world again. So God made Trump.
Posted on 1/5/24 at 10:08 am to StopRobot
Cult45 will love that one.
Posted on 1/5/24 at 10:08 am to StopRobot
SDV says this prayer every night to Andrew Tate before he goes to sleep
Posted on 1/5/24 at 10:09 am to StopRobot
So based on my understanding of religion, specifically Christianity, God has now sent two people to save the world. Jesus and Trump. Makes sense
Posted on 1/5/24 at 10:10 am to StopRobot
This video is old news. Trump or his team had nothing to do with making it. And it’s not deifying Trump. It’s supposed to be part comedy, part trolling.
Posted on 1/5/24 at 10:10 am to StopRobot
Thanks for that post! Now I really want Joe Biden to get reelected! You did it!
Posted on 1/5/24 at 10:11 am to StopRobot
Jesus Christ, you follow Mediaite?
Why not just admit you're a gdamned Commie?
Why not just admit you're a gdamned Commie?
Posted on 1/5/24 at 10:11 am to Undertow
quote:
This video is old news. Trump or his team had nothing to do with making it. And it’s not deifying Trump. It’s supposed to be part comedy, part trolling.
Posted on 1/5/24 at 10:12 am to Undertow
quote:
It’s supposed to be part comedy, part trolling.
Nothing better to use than Christianity?
Seems a little strange
Posted on 1/5/24 at 10:12 am to StopRobot
and the first posters are all in here cheering and happy they get to vote for biden again like you did last time
This post was edited on 1/5/24 at 10:15 am
Posted on 1/5/24 at 10:13 am to oogabooga68
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Jesus Christ, you follow Mediaite?
Says in first paragraph this was on Truth Social. Knowing that, the rest doesn't matter.
This post was edited on 1/5/24 at 10:18 am
Posted on 1/5/24 at 10:14 am to rmnldr
He lifted that from Paul Harvey.
ETA Paul Harvey "God made a farmer"
ETA Paul Harvey "God made a farmer"
This post was edited on 1/5/24 at 10:16 am
Posted on 1/5/24 at 10:14 am to Green Chili Tiger
God you’re dumb. That meme didn’t apply to my statement at all
Sorry the video went over your head
Sorry the video went over your head
Posted on 1/5/24 at 10:14 am to Undertow
The cultFortyNever doesn’t have a sense of humor. It’s why when Trump suggests Russia has Hillary emails, they go psycho on Russian collusion
Posted on 1/5/24 at 10:15 am to StopRobot
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He just posted a satirical version
You do know what satire is, right? Even the commie website knows it’s satire, but the Ron fans here don’t? Yikes.
This post was edited on 1/5/24 at 10:16 am
Posted on 1/5/24 at 10:15 am to frogtown
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Says in first paragraph this was one Truth Social.
The link goes to Mediaite.
It might as well be a link to the CommunistUSA website...
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