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re: Over 25% of Methodist churches abandon denomination as schism grows over LGBTQ+ issues

Posted on 12/30/23 at 8:53 pm to
Posted by MemphisGuy
Member since Nov 2023
3879 posts
Posted on 12/30/23 at 8:53 pm to
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assuming southern baptist

Assuming correctly.

Also, There are three main religious truths:

Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.

Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.

Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store.


A teacher asked her students to bring an item to class that represented their religious beliefs.

A Catholic student brought a crucifix.

A Jewish student brought a Menora.

A Southern Baptist student brought Corning Ware.
This post was edited on 12/30/23 at 8:57 pm
Posted by gaetti15
AK
Member since Apr 2013
13371 posts
Posted on 12/30/23 at 8:58 pm to
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Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.

Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.

Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store.



love it
Posted by gaetti15
AK
Member since Apr 2013
13371 posts
Posted on 12/30/23 at 9:10 pm to
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Corning Ware.


had to look that up but that's totally every dish my mawmaw has (from SW Arkansas)
Posted by Diamondawg
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2006
32485 posts
Posted on 12/31/23 at 8:10 am to
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A Southern Baptist student brought Corning Ware.

Running joke among Methodists (we are the real ones). We ride around with frozen casseroles in the trunk in case one of our members gets sick or has surgery or whatever. Never know when it will be needed.
Posted by Diamondawg
Mississippi
Member since Oct 2006
32485 posts
Posted on 12/31/23 at 8:10 am to
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This post was edited on 12/31/23 at 8:26 am
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