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re: Over 25% of Methodist churches abandon denomination as schism grows over LGBTQ+ issues
Posted on 12/30/23 at 8:53 pm to gaetti15
Posted on 12/30/23 at 8:53 pm to gaetti15
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assuming southern baptist
Assuming correctly.
Also, There are three main religious truths:
Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.
Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store.
A teacher asked her students to bring an item to class that represented their religious beliefs.
A Catholic student brought a crucifix.
A Jewish student brought a Menora.
A Southern Baptist student brought Corning Ware.
This post was edited on 12/30/23 at 8:57 pm
Posted on 12/30/23 at 8:58 pm to MemphisGuy
quote:
Jews do not recognize Jesus as the Messiah.
Protestants do not recognize the Pope as the leader of the Christian faith.
Baptists do not recognize each other in the liquor store.
love it
Posted on 12/30/23 at 9:10 pm to MemphisGuy
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Corning Ware.
had to look that up but that's totally every dish my mawmaw has (from SW Arkansas)
Posted on 12/31/23 at 8:10 am to MemphisGuy
quote:Running joke among Methodists (we are the real ones). We ride around with frozen casseroles in the trunk in case one of our members gets sick or has surgery or whatever. Never know when it will be needed.
A Southern Baptist student brought Corning Ware.
Posted on 12/31/23 at 8:10 am to MemphisGuy
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This post was edited on 12/31/23 at 8:26 am
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