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re: Yearly Thanksgiving Play By Play Gamethread

Posted on 11/23/23 at 1:42 pm to
Posted by Darth_Vader
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Posted on 11/23/23 at 1:42 pm to
While no fireworks, at least yet, there has been a rather shocking and significant update. My wife’s cousin, the drug addict, has just come out to my wife and I as lesbian. She even showed us a picture of her girlfriend, a rather large black woman. I think we’ll keep this to ourselves as the aunts would lose their minds.
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 11/23/23 at 1:44 pm to
cool


alright this has potential
Posted by HeadSlash
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Posted on 11/23/23 at 1:45 pm to
quote:

I think we’ll keep this to ourselves as the aunts would lose their minds.


You must share this with them.
Posted by phil good
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 11/23/23 at 1:45 pm to
Stfu about your dogs. Stay home you asshats.
Posted by Darth_Vader
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Posted on 11/23/23 at 1:46 pm to
quote:

alright this has potential


The real fireworks happened earlier between the gambling drunk aunt and the communist husband of silver hair cousin. I detailed it on the previous page.

It looks like the women folk have been distracted looking at our pics from Disney last week. I think I see my chance to turn the TV back to the game.
Posted by glassman
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Posted on 11/23/23 at 1:47 pm to
Excellent update Darth.
Posted by phil good
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 11/23/23 at 1:50 pm to
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He’s sitting over on the couch like he always does with his phone literally three inches from his face so he can see it.


Pictures please
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 11/23/23 at 1:51 pm to
Just stand up yell loudly..... Cheryl's cousin ,,,,,,,i'm just calling your wife Cheryl ,, is a lesbian and dating a black woman and we're out of Diet Coke
Posted by Darth_Vader
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Posted on 11/23/23 at 1:51 pm to
quote:

Pictures please


Look back one page, I posted it there.
Posted by H2O Tiger
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Posted on 11/23/23 at 1:53 pm to
Back from the grocery store and wife is mad. Pizza place I ordered from is apparently closed even though their online system let me order. Went back to Kroger and grabbed a frozen pizza (which she said was fine) but now an entire frozen pizza is not enough food for both of us. Also bought some flowers to take over to the host and she thinks they look terrible (in fairness the pizza box did decapitate a couple when I stopped at a red light) and asked if I got them out of a dumpster.

Told her to eat all the pizza she wants and I'll have whatever's left. About to turn on football and start drinking.
Posted by Darth_Vader
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Posted on 11/23/23 at 1:57 pm to
Ah good. All the girls have retired to the sun room so now I can watch the game.
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 11/23/23 at 1:58 pm to
quote:

Look back one page, I posted it there.

I cant find it,,, I'm old,,,, help me I need to go to the shitter
Posted by FatBoy62
Arkansas
Member since May 2018
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Posted on 11/23/23 at 2:00 pm to
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Well!!!!???? how are they doing these days?



Uncle died in a car wreck. Hit a bridge by himself. Family never said if he was drunk but I think they assumed it. His wife...I have no idea.
Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 11/23/23 at 2:02 pm to
You know I haven't spent Thanksgiving with family in probably 25 years, there are reasons for that

but back when my grandmother was alive was younger in high school one Thanksgiving I remember my grandmother pulling me aside and telling me stop trying to make all the crazies in our family act crazy

although she laughed and pinched me under the table,, I always sat next to her I was by far the favorite grandkid. the only unconditional love I ever had... when I did so that was probably my best Thanksgiving memory that and the Oilers beating the Cowboys on Thanksgiving Day and 79


Posted by OWLFAN86
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Posted on 11/23/23 at 2:04 pm to
damn

when life is like a Country Song.....
Posted by cuyahoga tiger
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Member since Nov 2011
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Posted on 11/23/23 at 2:04 pm to
So I’m frying turkeys, last of 4 put in the pot,
And I walk inside and the kennel club is on the TV … immediately turned to the football game and called ‘em all communist…they are not happy with me …
Posted by WG_Dawg
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Posted on 11/23/23 at 2:05 pm to
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Darth_Vader


That picture

He's definitely older than I was expecting but the phone hold and the facial expression is exactly as I imagined
Posted by Darth_Vader
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Posted on 11/23/23 at 2:05 pm to
quote:

cant find it,,, I'm old,,,, help me I need to go to the shitter


Here he is, the almost blind communist…

Posted by elprez00
Hammond, LA
Member since Sep 2011
29456 posts
Posted on 11/23/23 at 2:06 pm to
I’m at home by myself. For the first time in my life I’m working on Thanksgiving. And night shift to make it worse. Wife and kids are making the rounds so I ate a grilled cheese and am watching football before I go get ready to go in.

This week has been rough. My grandmother died a few days ago, so this year I lost both my remaining grandparents. My dad’s best friend who we call “uncle” lost both his parents too. They were surrogate grandparents for my brother and I.

This was the staple of Thanksgiving for my childhood. Stay at my dad’s parents, eat lunch there. Go to my moms parents and have mid afternoon, then to my Uncles parents for dessert and football. Even though it’s been about ten years since we made those rounds, losing them all has made all those memories flood back. I’ve been on nights since the first of October, so this hasn’t been easy.

The smell of my dad’s parents house on this day is very real in my mind right now. Turkey baking, dressing cooking, macaroni, natural gas stove and oven. Macys Parade and the. John Madden and Pat Summerall on the tv in the living room. My grandfather walking in the kitchen every 5 mins because he needed a “sample.” My grandfather was fascinated with the Madden Turducken. First year dad got one and we cooked that, it became a Thanksgiving staple.

Heavy for Thanksgiving. Enjoy those moments, especially you young guys. You’ll get married, have kids, years will pass and you’ll remember those moments from the past on these days.
Posted by Darth_Vader
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Posted on 11/23/23 at 2:12 pm to
The women have returned to the living room. Thankfully no protests about me having on the game. Now the drug addict cousin is talking to the silver hair cousin about the erotic novel she’s reading. I’d expect ancient aunt to chime in but she’s on the love seat three feet away which means she can’t hear what they’re saying. She had fallen asleep, which made me wonder if she’d expired. But thankfully she woke up, apparently confused for a moment as to where she is at.
This post was edited on 11/23/23 at 2:23 pm
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