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Hiker brings home Diamond Python to show kids, things go sideways
Posted on 11/6/23 at 2:14 pm
Posted on 11/6/23 at 2:14 pm
FUKKK THIS
What a dumbass
What a dumbass
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An unidentified hiker in Australia was “extremely lucky” after being bitten by what he thought was a harmless diamond python, which he had captured and took home to show his kids.
Unfortunately, it was a case of mistaken identity, as the reptile turned out to be a poisonous broad-headed snake, which looks very similar to a diamond python.
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Posted on 11/6/23 at 2:15 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
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Australia
You won't catch me near ANY animal here. Everything there is trying to kill you.
quote:
poisonous
Venomous
Posted on 11/6/23 at 2:16 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Trashy
Posted on 11/6/23 at 2:17 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
I wanna know more about this Women’s Wee.
Posted on 11/6/23 at 2:21 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
ETA:
it was the Cassowary that can and will eviscerate you if it thinks you're disrespecting it. It has a 5 inch claw and it has a penchant of jumping and kicking. On a human, this means it will gut you quick fast and in a hurry.
it was the Cassowary that can and will eviscerate you if it thinks you're disrespecting it. It has a 5 inch claw and it has a penchant of jumping and kicking. On a human, this means it will gut you quick fast and in a hurry.
This post was edited on 11/6/23 at 2:35 pm
Posted on 11/6/23 at 2:31 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
He should know that EVERYTHING in Australia can kill you
Posted on 11/6/23 at 2:36 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
A black snake? Does the Devil himself need to pop out of it and tell this idiot hiker to leave it the frick alone?
Darwin missed on this guy.
Darwin missed on this guy.
Posted on 11/6/23 at 2:39 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Australian Man: The international version of the Florida Man
This post was edited on 11/6/23 at 7:41 pm
Posted on 11/6/23 at 2:49 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Apparently Yahoo's writers mistakenly identified it as "poisonous".
Posted on 11/6/23 at 2:58 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
And LDWF expects us to know a mottled duck from a hen mallard from a blind before sunrise while in flight.
Posted on 11/6/23 at 3:00 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Posted on 11/6/23 at 5:43 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
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The venom of the broad-headed snake also contains a powerful coagulant. A bite to humans produces severe symptoms but is usually not fatal. The broad-headed snake is one of three species in the genus Hoplocephalus. They are the only Australian elapids that dwell in trees and rock formations.
Posted on 11/6/23 at 5:44 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
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the reptile turned out to be a poisonous broad-headed snake
Shut up, silly woman. You knew I was a snake when you let me in!
Posted on 11/6/23 at 7:01 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Snake 1
DumbA$$ 0
DumbA$$ 0
Posted on 11/6/23 at 8:27 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Not no but HELL no!
Posted on 11/6/23 at 8:51 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
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snakes
Posted on 11/6/23 at 10:57 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
What a fricking dickhead 
Posted on 11/6/23 at 11:23 pm to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
Snakes in Australia are literally a whole other animal. Some of their most venomous snakes look eerily similar to harmless species in North America. Its weird.
Posted on 11/7/23 at 8:05 am to HoustonGumbeauxGuy
I had a pet diamond python. Beautiful snek.
They don’t look that much alike.
They don’t look that much alike.
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