re: When did skeletons become a public Halloween version of elf on the shelf?

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Breesus

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For you


Bones


Bones by the dozen,
Bones by the score,
Bones of your cousin, and uncle, and more,

Bones clacking, cracking,
Bleached ghastly white,
Bones coming for you in dark of the night,

Skulls ever smiling that endlessly stare,
A grin, ever grim, and a fate we'll all share,

Just a feast for the worms,
If we're lucky, a stone,
And a name, what remains?
Lonely. Only the bones

Once more into the breech old friend

The Jeeple have taken to tying them to their spare tires.

saw a house with 5 of the 12 foot ones the other day. that's like $2k worth of decorations

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Now there are also regular size skeletons, performing various acts in yards all over town for public display.

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You seem rustled by this. Were they having relations with sheep skeletons?

I've seen 10+ cars with skeletons on them. A couple had skeletons on their antennas. Saw a full sized skeleton today on the front of a jeep made to look like it was hit by the car.







I'm buying my own tomorrow.

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At the same time?

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Skeletons have always been a halloween thing dog.

Where the hell do you store a 12' skeleton the rest of the year?

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12’ tall ones

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Home Depot ran out of stock of those way early last year so you’re seeing a lot of pent-up demand being filled.