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re: Dane Cook, 51, marries “long time partner of 6 years”, Kelsi Taylor, 24

Posted on 9/25/23 at 10:55 pm to
Posted by Oneforthemoney
New Iberia, La
Member since Dec 2013
1812 posts
Posted on 9/25/23 at 10:55 pm to
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More than twice her age is creepy AF


And a beta male comments
Posted by Oneforthemoney
New Iberia, La
Member since Dec 2013
1812 posts
Posted on 9/25/23 at 10:59 pm to
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Bunch of old jealous fricks in this thread


Yup. Beta males.
Posted by ronniep1
Baton Rouge
Member since Mar 2016
399 posts
Posted on 9/25/23 at 11:05 pm to
1. Does Cook still do comedy? Perhaps at 63 I’m too old, but I haven’t heard his name in probably 10 years or more. How does he earn a living these days?

2. In what I consider his “heyday” of the early 2000’s, I listened to him once and bailed after 10 minutes, at most. I didn’t find him funny.

3. Cook’s had the last 6 years to mold and shape this young woman’s mind into whatever he wants/likes. Time will tell if she stays warped, or if she’s still capable of growth.

4. As creepy as this is, and it’s a lot, it’s still not as bad as (?)16 year old Courtney Stodden marrying Doug Hutchinson from The Green Mile. He played the sniveling punk Percy. Hutchinson was 51 at the time of their ‘blessed nuptials.’
Posted by 19
Flux Capacitor, Fluxing
Member since Nov 2007
33249 posts
Posted on 9/25/23 at 11:09 pm to
Dude is 100% a British cigarette.
Posted by Proximo
Member since Aug 2011
15576 posts
Posted on 9/25/23 at 11:10 pm to
Old, fat, jealous fricks
Posted by theamericandynasty
Member since Sep 2023
7 posts
Posted on 9/25/23 at 11:33 pm to
Hard to criticize any couple that dates for six years before getting married.
Posted by SlimCharles
Member since May 2023
45 posts
Posted on 9/26/23 at 1:29 am to
Dane Cook giving ugly dudes hope.
Posted by Powerman
Member since Jan 2004
162264 posts
Posted on 9/26/23 at 1:49 am to
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If she was 18 what is the issue?

Legally none

But for those of us in our 40s that might have friends with 18 year old kids it seems awfully strange
Posted by Globetrotter747
Member since Sep 2017
4340 posts
Posted on 9/26/23 at 5:26 am to
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I will be 44 in a few months. I couldn't imagine having anything in common with an 18-year-old.

Well, if you’re looking for a 44 year old woman, she’s probably divorced, has kids, might have been ran through by a bunch of dicks over 20 years, has emotional baggage one way or another, and is certainly past her physical prime. No thanks to all that shite.

I am 45 and give me the 19-25 year old. I don’t need her to give me insight into the evolution of the market economy in the southern colonies. Just be pretty, sweet, agreeable, loyal, and follow my lead.
Posted by GeauxTigers0107
South Louisiana
Member since Oct 2009
9780 posts
Posted on 9/26/23 at 5:28 am to
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but Dane Cook is indeed a terrible comedian .



35 million net worth. Not bad for being "terrible" at his job.
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20297 posts
Posted on 9/26/23 at 5:31 am to
Nice she found a father figure
Posted by danilo
Member since Nov 2008
20297 posts
Posted on 9/26/23 at 5:34 am to
Dane recently had to stop himself when we was going to ask her “where were you for 9/11?”
Posted by 0x15E
Outer Space
Member since Sep 2020
12824 posts
Posted on 9/26/23 at 5:38 am to
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When did his head grow to twice it’s normal size?


After he got plastic surgery
Posted by kywildcatfanone
Wildcat Country!
Member since Oct 2012
119576 posts
Posted on 9/26/23 at 5:40 am to
Who are these people?
Posted by WDE24
Member since Oct 2010
54183 posts
Posted on 9/26/23 at 5:43 am to
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bro thinks 23 and Me is a dating app


quote:

Don't hate on a man for raising his girlfriend how he wants.


quote:

How many times does 51 go into 24?
This post was edited on 9/26/23 at 5:49 am
Posted by Bullfrog
Institutionalized but Unevaluated
Member since Jul 2010
56452 posts
Posted on 9/26/23 at 5:52 am to
Good for him. Hope they are very happy.

I did enjoy his Deadpool movies.
Posted by EarlyCuyler3
Appalachia
Member since Nov 2017
27290 posts
Posted on 9/26/23 at 5:53 am to
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35 million net worth. Not bad for being "terrible" at his job.


He did have some funny stuff at the time. Waiting was hysterical.
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79361 posts
Posted on 9/26/23 at 5:58 am to
His vows: “she loves me for me and laughs at my bad jokes”

Wedding guests: “yeah but seriously they’re really bad”
Posted by CrystalPreserves
Member since May 2019
2610 posts
Posted on 9/26/23 at 6:16 am to
I see nothing wrong here. I’m 44 and I like women 24 to 28 years old. That is peak prime attractiveness for most women lookswise.
Posted by LanierSpots
Sarasota, Florida
Member since Sep 2010
61912 posts
Posted on 9/26/23 at 6:40 am to
He practically raised her


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