re: Do you think you could have figured out FF7's golden chocobo without a guide?

The name of the gnome in King's Quest I was ridiculous as well. A lot of that game was pretty damn hard to figure out, my cousin and I spent hours of our life trying to figure it out. We finally figured out how to get all the shite (the bad less points way) and got back to the king and couldn't ever get the game to end. You had to bow to that MF'er so his old arse would die.

Come to think of it, pops was kind of a dickhole to buy that game for his 8yo son.