What dark secret are you hiding from everyone?

You first.

I don’t particularly like LSU colors.

Ummm, I am keeping that from everyone.

its a toupee

My magnum dong makes trying to have a meaningful relationship next to impossible.

I pee in pool 4-5 times every time I swim

I pound a couple of mad dog 20/20s in the bathroom at work every day

the LLOt OT's hatred of me kinda hurts my feelings.

In 2004, my wife and I bought a 10-pack of fresh tortillas from the Mexican grocery store where they are made daily. They were so fresh and tasty looking that I ate a couple of them when we got home.

That night we had fajitas for the two of us and she noticed that two were missing. Instead of admitting that I scarfed down two of them, I acted like I didn't know why they were missing and led her to believe the store shorted us two tortillas.

Decades later, every time we buy a pack of fresh tortillas - She counts them to make sure they are all there. For some reason, I can't come clean and tell her.

That I have AIDS.