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re: The Drunkest You've ever been at Tiger Stadium...

Posted on 11/20/08 at 3:33 pm to
Posted by Beradrebel
Baton Rouge
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Posted on 11/20/08 at 3:33 pm to
In Atlanta in 2001, I had the letter "L" painted on my chest as my friends had the letters "S" and "U". I got real drunk early and painted on my back "Tennessee girls are easy". I got more positive attention from that then I did negative. When we got inside I tripped over some seats trying to climb to my section. In a drunken hunger I devoured my nachos and had by face buried in the nacho tray trying to lick the cheese from the bottom. When licking the cheese clean from my tray, I looked up to have everyone laughing at me b/c I had cheese on my chin, nose, and forehead. LSU then went on to beat Tennessee for the SECC. It was the best road trip I ever had.
Posted by coullion
effin gardere
Member since Nov 2008
514 posts
Posted on 11/20/08 at 3:33 pm to
Bama '06

Sunk a fifth of Jim Beam in a couple hours, then blacked out for the next seven hours. To this day, I have no idea what happened during those 7 hours. Didn't even go to the game, woke up after it was over, laying down in the backseat of the truck, my friends banging on the windows, the alarm going off, and I had no keys. I sat up and realized I was parked on the sidewalk in front of Middleton library.
Posted by TheHat
Delusionville
Member since Feb 2007
3855 posts
Posted on 11/20/08 at 3:34 pm to
Louisiana Tech game in 2003, I was being such a dick that my friends escorted me out of tthe stadium. That was back in my days as a student, I usually go to games now with a slight buzz if anything.
Posted by Doc Fenton
New York, NY
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Posted on 11/20/08 at 3:35 pm to
quote:

The Drunkest You've ever been at Tiger Stadium...


I would tell you, but I don't remember.

Posted by TEXASTIGER22
H-TOWN
Member since Feb 2007
11534 posts
Posted on 11/20/08 at 3:40 pm to
Va Tech, drank a bottle of Makers Mark. Jumped on the train as it was riding down Nich. then jumped off and thought I broke my leg. Girlfriend broke up with me at the game, almost got my arse kicked twice, once by a guy who I kept spilling my snuck in whickey on and the second by a cop who had me handcuffed and pinned up to a tree outside of the stadium after I told him I would kick his arse for helping me off the street that I was passed out on. Made my way over to Walk ons where I fell down the steps inside on my way out to the Mechanical Bull that I threw up on as I proceded to set the record for shortest bullride ever. High fived shaq just before I fell into the bushes and lost my sunglasses, convinced my girlfriend to take me back. Then take me to walmart where we bought a metal detector and spent the next three hours outside of Walkons using it to try to find my lost sunglasses. Does this come close to winner?
BTW that terrific lady is now my fiance!!!
Posted by AMS13
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2008
213 posts
Posted on 11/20/08 at 3:42 pm to
quote:

TEXASTIGER22
The Drunkest You've ever been at Tiger Stadium...
Va Tech, drank a bottle of Makers Mark. Jumped on the train as it was riding down Nich. then jumped off and thought I broke my leg. Girlfriend broke up with me at the game, almost got my arse kicked twice, once by a guy who I kept spilling my snuck in whickey on and the second by a cop who had me handcuffed and pinned up to a tree outside of the stadium after I told him I would kick his arse for helping me off the street that I was passed out on. Made my way over to Walk ons where I fell down the steps inside on my way out to the Mechanical Bull that I threw up on as I proceded to set the record for shortest bullride ever. High fived shaq just before I fell into the bushes and lost my sunglasses, convinced my girlfriend to take me back. Then take me to walmart where we bought a metal detector and spent the next three hours outside of Walkons using it to try to find my lost sunglasses. Does this come close to winner?
BTW that terrific lady is now my fiance!!!


WOW!!! This is going to be tough to beat! I am crying I am laughing so hard. :rotflmao:
Posted by LStateU
Metairie
Member since Nov 2007
736 posts
Posted on 11/20/08 at 3:47 pm to
Can you imagine how drunk people would be if they actually sold beer in Tiger Stadium... usually the only reason I make it though the game is because i am forced to stop drinking...
Posted by tigerfan in bamaland
Back Home now
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61135 posts
Posted on 11/20/08 at 3:47 pm to
quote:

Makers Mark


Choice of champions!
Posted by TEXASTIGER22
H-TOWN
Member since Feb 2007
11534 posts
Posted on 11/20/08 at 3:50 pm to
sad part is not a word is embellished. Much of it is fuzzy but was brought to light again by my best friend who was with me every step of the way. The next day was a fun one as both him and my girlfriend filled me in repeadetly on how big of a jack arse I was.
Posted by AMS13
Louisiana
Member since Oct 2008
213 posts
Posted on 11/20/08 at 3:52 pm to
That is a hilarious story TexasTiger22

Congrats on the engagement!
Posted by TEXASTIGER22
H-TOWN
Member since Feb 2007
11534 posts
Posted on 11/20/08 at 3:54 pm to
thanks, she is def a keeper. We set the date for Oct 17th 2009 because she said if we were having it durring football season we HAD to have it durring a bye week. She got ZERO argument from me!
Posted by back9Tiger
Mandeville, LA.
Member since Nov 2005
14171 posts
Posted on 11/20/08 at 4:03 pm to
Well then Texastiger22 you rode that train right past us on Nicholson and Burbank were we tailgait. We watched the cops go nuts. Good for you that you got away.
Posted by LSUTIGERS74
Houston
Member since Oct 2007
245 posts
Posted on 11/20/08 at 4:08 pm to
2003 I fell had one too many, walked into the student section with a glass fifth of Beam. Saw a buddy of mine, and preceded to hollar out "Mike suck my balls" at that moment I fell backwards and down about 10 rows of bleachers.

A nice fella walked up and handed me my bottle back.

My left knee swole up and turned black and blue for about 2 months afterwards.
Posted by tiger11
Houston
Member since Mar 2004
3272 posts
Posted on 11/20/08 at 4:11 pm to
maybe Tulane game..

went out for halloween to the huge party on the street behind the varsity. lost my buddy (who had my keys, wallet...and he didnt have a cell phone to call him). found a couch to sleep on for about an hour, got up and started drinking around 8am on campus...with no way to change, still in my toga outfit. every tailgate that commented on my toga, i made give me a beer for their efforts. drank for free all day and went into the game smashed in a toga
Posted by TEXASTIGER22
H-TOWN
Member since Feb 2007
11534 posts
Posted on 11/20/08 at 4:13 pm to
lol, ya not one of my prouder moments but it happened and if you can't laught at yourself...
Posted by SuperFan
Member since Nov 2008
547 posts
Posted on 11/20/08 at 4:17 pm to
At the Bama game this year. We were hammered.
Posted by back9Tiger
Mandeville, LA.
Member since Nov 2005
14171 posts
Posted on 11/20/08 at 4:19 pm to
i think i have one that is pretty good.

LSU v FLA 1997. We were tailgaiting in our usual spot on Nicholson and Burbank. we had been doing P&G jello shots all day in addition to our usual power drinking. So after about 7 hours of that, the train was coming down Nicholson, we decided it would be great to line up a whole bunch of change on the tracks so it can be flattened out. after about 1/3 of the train passes by, i decide it is a smart idea to go see how our change is doing. Well i got a little too close and the ladder on the tanker car smacks me upside my right forehead. Needless to say all you heard was a loud "ping". it knocked me so hard off the ground i never thought i fell until the next day my right arse cheek was black and blue. So about 50 cops and fireman smelled this out and come pound on me to see if i am ok. The firemen proceed to ask me if i am nausious becuase if i am i have a concussion. we'll of course after that i was nausious.

Anyway, i had brought a girl on our firt date there, so that went over real well. I still made it to the game and played a frat party (i was in a band) after the game. I was eating aspirins like they were m & m's....

still all in all a great day. I have the scar over my right temple to this day to prove it from where the ladder dug my sun glasses into my head and everytime that damn train comes by everyone in our crew is yelling my name to keep me away from the tracks.

This post was edited on 11/20/08 at 4:21 pm
Posted by letthetigersroar
Member since Nov 2008
33 posts
Posted on 11/20/08 at 4:22 pm to
Did anybody see the guy who got tasered after the North Texas game at seranos?
Posted by TigersRuleTheEarth
Laffy
Member since Jan 2007
28643 posts
Posted on 11/20/08 at 4:51 pm to
quote:

Can you imagine how drunk people would be if they actually sold beer in Tiger Stadium


I sat next to a guy from Boston that was visiting his sister who was a student at LSU. The guy asks where I got my Crown and Sprite from. I pulled out my flask and offered him some like the hospitable southern gentleman that I am.

He asks, "They don't sell beer in here?"

I looked at him and said, "If they sold beer in here the cops would need riot gear."
Posted by mytigger
Member since Jan 2008
14851 posts
Posted on 11/20/08 at 4:55 pm to
I wasn't trying to, but UGA 2008. Got tickets to the Stadium Club and consumed about 4 frozen margaritas (no lunch mind you), after consuming 2 bloodys and 2 beers during the tailgate.

Those frozen margaritas are so good and so cold you never knew they hit you til you stand up. Be forewarned.
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