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Posted on 8/7/23 at 10:03 pm to GruntbyAssociation
Guy walks into a bar with a pair of jumper cables around his neck. Bartender says I’ll serve you but don’t try and start anything.
Posted on 8/7/23 at 10:31 pm to yakster
Two peanuts were walking alone down a dark alley.
One was a salted.
One was a salted.
Posted on 8/7/23 at 10:35 pm to Eighteen
I have a lot of Elevator jokes I keep on hand. They work on a lot of levels.
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says “Five beers, please”
You’ll never starve in the desert because of all the sand which is there
Indoor fish tanks have a calming effect on your brain...because of all the indoor fins
Everytime I ask what LGBTQX stands for, I never get a straight answer
Did you know dogs can’t operate MRI machines? But cats can
Oh Did you hear about the kidnapping? Yeah he woke up eventually
Did you hear about the new poll that came out about the Dwarves? Turns out 6 out of 7 weren’t happy
Did you know the first French fry wasn’t cooked in France? Yeah, it was actually cooked in Greece
What did Yoda say when he first saw Star Wars in HD? HDMI
Did I tell you about the time I burned my Hawaiian pizza? I should’ve cooked it at aloha temperature
Do you know the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi? (both in United Arab Emirates) People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do
Do you know the actual definition of a will? Oh cmon it’s a dead giveaway
I asked my North Korean friend how it was living there. He said he couldn't complain...
One time my friend threw a bottle of mayonnaise at me. I said what the Hellman
Did you know they banned the orchestra from Public TV? Had too much sax and violins
One of my friends was balding so he went to the dollar store and grabbed a wig. It was a small price toupee
A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says “Five beers, please”
You’ll never starve in the desert because of all the sand which is there
Indoor fish tanks have a calming effect on your brain...because of all the indoor fins
Everytime I ask what LGBTQX stands for, I never get a straight answer
Did you know dogs can’t operate MRI machines? But cats can
Oh Did you hear about the kidnapping? Yeah he woke up eventually
Did you hear about the new poll that came out about the Dwarves? Turns out 6 out of 7 weren’t happy
Did you know the first French fry wasn’t cooked in France? Yeah, it was actually cooked in Greece
What did Yoda say when he first saw Star Wars in HD? HDMI
Did I tell you about the time I burned my Hawaiian pizza? I should’ve cooked it at aloha temperature
Do you know the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi? (both in United Arab Emirates) People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do
Do you know the actual definition of a will? Oh cmon it’s a dead giveaway
I asked my North Korean friend how it was living there. He said he couldn't complain...
One time my friend threw a bottle of mayonnaise at me. I said what the Hellman
Did you know they banned the orchestra from Public TV? Had too much sax and violins
One of my friends was balding so he went to the dollar store and grabbed a wig. It was a small price toupee
This post was edited on 8/7/23 at 10:38 pm
Posted on 8/7/23 at 10:55 pm to Eighteen
What does a nosy pepper do?
Gets jalapeno business!
Why did the blonde nurse always carry a red sharpie?
In case she had to draw blood!
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato!
Gets jalapeno business!
Why did the blonde nurse always carry a red sharpie?
In case she had to draw blood!
What do you call a lazy baby kangaroo?
A pouch potato!
Posted on 8/8/23 at 8:44 am to GasMan
Had to quit my construction job a few days ago. I put in my too weak notice
Posted on 8/8/23 at 3:04 pm to Chingon Ag
quote:
What do you call a deer without eyes?
- no eye deer
What do you call a deer with without legs and eyes?
- still no eye deer
For when the kids get older or you just DGAF:
What do you call a deer with without legs, eyes, and gentelia?
- still no f*cking eye deer
Posted on 8/8/23 at 3:18 pm to GruntbyAssociation
Due to the recession Elmer Fudd and Porky Pig were laid off from acting and subsequently turned to crime. They hit several gas stations before hitting a warehouse full of liquor one night. As they loaded the getaway vehicle at the warehouse, Porky asked: "I-i-isn't th-this w-whiskey? Elmer replied: "Yes, but not as whiskey as wobbing a bank...."
Posted on 8/8/23 at 3:24 pm to TDTOM
If they haven’t heard it before, the knock knock interrupting cow joke is always a winner.
Posted on 8/8/23 at 4:14 pm to Sus-Scrofa
A Mexican train derailed today. Detectives found no suspects but suspect there were locomotives.
Posted on 8/8/23 at 4:41 pm to Shanegolang
Anytime someone says they are cold in a room……
“Go stand in the corner.. it’s about 90 degrees”
“Go stand in the corner.. it’s about 90 degrees”
Posted on 8/8/23 at 4:45 pm to Shanegolang
A guy is walking down the sidewalk and passes by the insane asylum which is surrounded by a large wooden fence. He hears them yelling on the other side 12!12!12!. He walks a little further and comes to a peephole in the fence and peeks inside. When he does he gets poked in the eye with a stick. Then he hears 13! 13! 13!
Posted on 9/19/23 at 7:45 pm to East Coast Band
Politics and the milk business are pretty much alike.
They both depend on the amount of pull you have.
Did you ever hear of a cow that just gives buttermilk?
What else can a cow give buttermilk?
They both depend on the amount of pull you have.
Did you ever hear of a cow that just gives buttermilk?
What else can a cow give buttermilk?
Posted on 9/19/23 at 7:51 pm to TDTOM
How does the mermaid wash her fin?
with Tide
with Tide
Posted on 9/19/23 at 8:22 pm to TDTOM
So, this dyslexic walks into a bra...
Posted on 9/19/23 at 8:31 pm to FightinTigersDammit
What’s the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?
The people in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi do.
The people in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones, but the people in Abu Dhabi do.
Posted on 9/19/23 at 8:33 pm to TDTOM
Did you hear about the man crushed by 10000 cheese wheels?
There's Stiltons of DeBrie on him
There's Stiltons of DeBrie on him
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