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Posted on 2/16/23 at 3:47 pm to deernaes
That chicken's gonna be in a real stew.
Posted on 2/16/23 at 3:48 pm to John88
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After noticing blood in a chicken's claws, she determined the chicken who had attacked her father was the same one who once attacked her daughter, she said.
Little shite would have thrown in the fryer after the first attack.
Posted on 2/16/23 at 3:51 pm to John88
Not laughing any more, are they?
Posted on 2/16/23 at 3:55 pm to Weekend Warrior79
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After noticing blood in a chicken's claws, she determined the chicken who had attacked her father was the same one who once attacked her daughter, she said.
Little shite would have thrown in the fryer after the first attack.
long story short, best friend and I bought homes with acreage next to each other years ago, his came with a rooster and some hens, shortly after we all got settled in my friend calls me up and asks if I wanted to come eat some gumbo, it was summer time, thought that was odd but I never turn down g-bo, we're eating with his parents, his dad made the gumbo, and talking, my friend shows me some pretty bad cuts on his leg and told me the rooster attacked him while he was mowing, I asked what he was going to do about the rooster, his dad, in a very thick Cajun accent, without even looking up said "you're eating him"
Posted on 2/16/23 at 3:56 pm to red sox fan 13
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That's some 1000 Ways to Die shite
No it’s not. Chickens kill thousands every year
Posted on 2/16/23 at 4:10 pm to John88
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After noticing blood in a chicken's claws, she determined the chicken who had attacked her father was the same one who once attacked her daughter, she said.
That chicken should have been on a rotisserie spit after attacking the daughter.
Posted on 2/16/23 at 4:32 pm to Adajax
My mom, as a teenager, took a shovel to her dad's rooster one day after it attacked her.
He had it coming .
He had it coming .
Posted on 2/16/23 at 4:46 pm to MBclass83
Posted on 2/16/23 at 4:47 pm to Hangover Haven
The start of a great Irish folk song
Posted on 2/16/23 at 4:55 pm to John88
1st two indians
Now an Irishman…
Now an Irishman…
Posted on 2/16/23 at 5:01 pm to John88
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He said Kraus continued to whisper the word "rooster" as he lost consciousness multiple times.
So it was Scrooster but Chicken is taking the rap?
Posted on 2/16/23 at 5:22 pm to junior
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1st two indians
Was going to post the same article. Roosters sliced their asses up. No more cockfights for them.
Posted on 2/16/23 at 7:56 pm to Cheese Grits
quote:How poetic
He said Kraus continued to whisper the word "rooster" as he lost consciousness multiple times.
Posted on 2/16/23 at 7:59 pm to John88
Well he has banned me a ton but never threatened to kill me
Posted on 2/16/23 at 8:01 pm to TutHillTiger
that’s some sort of poultrygeist shite
Posted on 2/16/23 at 8:14 pm to John88
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it was said that Jasper Kraus suffered the attack from a Brahma chicken
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The Brahma chicken breed is the gentle giant of the chook world. These girls are striking to look at with feathered feet, a large and cuddly body and bouncy tail. Brahma chickens make great pets for families and are happy foraging calmly in confined areas of your garden.
Chicken talk
Posted on 2/16/23 at 8:30 pm to John88
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Irish man killed by chicken in vicious barnyard attack
Patient ZERO of the cross over to the Bird Flu killing humans.
frick.
Posted on 2/16/23 at 8:47 pm to John88
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Guinan had asked Dr. Shatwan if her father had a heart attack, and he said yes, adding that the blood supply to his heart was "severely calcified," which also played a factor in his death, per the outlet.
This is bullshite! They are trying to take away that chicken’s glory. He whipped that dude’s arse, plain and simple. And if you doubt it he’ll whip yours.
Posted on 2/16/23 at 8:52 pm to Mud_Bone
My sister had a rooster her 2 sons named fat albert. That rooster terrorized those two boys for years. When they came home from school, they had to wait till fat albert walked around the corner of the house before they ran for the front door. That damn rooster would attack anyone inside the gate. Her 2 sons (my nephews) have PTSD to this day because of fat albert.
The stories they tell about this rooster are hilarious.
The stories they tell about this rooster are hilarious.
This post was edited on 2/17/23 at 12:25 am
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