re: PSA: newish parents & that stupid elf

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Elf’s are great Scrooge

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until somebody else fricks it up for ya & you playing defense lol. No granted, I make up some bullshite & she moves on 5 minutes later. But my 10 year old figured it all out this year (it’s time) because, and I quote “look at that thing, it doesn’t even have hands & his eyes never move. Be straight with me…he ain’t flying all around the house is he?”