re: PSA: newish parents & that stupid elf

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You are wanting to discuss the topic of “ elf on the shelf.” You state that this is something that should not be done in households as there are many “ rules” associated with said elf. You only want to lie to your kid once instead of all the time. You are unsure why elf Is at local restaurant. You lastly would like us to not purchase elf at Walmart. You like idea of making money off “elf on a shelf”

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Yes. Just cause your invention causes me stress doesn’t mean I’m not still a capitalist. frickin commie. I don’t wanna “discuss” it. I was just warning people that it’s a tight rope when they get in that 6-8yo range.