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re: When no one is around, do women just toot where they are?
Posted on 8/13/22 at 10:39 am to VolsOut4Harambe
Posted on 8/13/22 at 10:39 am to VolsOut4Harambe
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So every one of your posts?
Exactly
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Posted on 8/13/22 at 10:43 am to OweO
quote:call center closed today?
OweO
Posted on 8/13/22 at 10:52 am to LegendInMyMind
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Gross! Womenses don't do that!
But there’s always a dog in the room that does.
Posted on 8/13/22 at 11:11 am to parrothead
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Get married and they’ll just do it in front of you.
Over 25 years of marriage here, and we don't. It's just not attractive or classy. I'm not dissing anyone who does it w/ their significant other. But, you need to date your wife, continuously. I know I wouldn't fart on our first date, I'm not farting now.
Maybe there's a correlation between the "blow jobs and sex stop after marriage" crowd and the "farting in front of their wife all the time crowd." IDK, but I have some theories.
Maybe there's not, but anecdotally, I've never complained about lack sex or BJs after approaching 30 years together.
It's all the little things...they add up.
Posted on 8/13/22 at 11:24 am to shutterspeed
Yes. I would never do that in front of a man.
Posted on 8/13/22 at 11:33 am to shutterspeed
Posted on 8/13/22 at 11:36 am to parrothead
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Get married and they’ll just do it in front of you.
My wife has never done that. Your woman is nasty
Posted on 8/13/22 at 11:39 am to tigergirl10
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tigergirl10Yes. I would never do that in front of a man.
Do you shite yourself when you have gay anal sex Walt?
Posted on 8/13/22 at 11:43 am to LSUFanHouston
quote:she needs to be traded in for a newer more refined model
LOL. Yup. At least once a night while in bed. Also, despite our master bedroom having a damn door to the bathroom... nope. Leaves it open. She says it's because she is comfortable around me...
Posted on 8/13/22 at 11:50 am to OweO
I do take it quite personal.
That bit was my magnum opus! I spent years painstakingly crafting every word and syllable. It was to be my pièce de résistance. My crowning achievement!
And here you come to dash it upon the rocks! Oh, woe is me! My beautiful, perfect poem, which Definitely wasn’t written in 43 seconds half drunk on the shitter, OweO doesn’t think it’s funny!
Christopher, That paradigm of humor and wit, has soundly thrashed my creative best. Blast and damn, I shall retreat in shame to my lowly hovel, smash my pens, burn my paper and crush these wicked hands that ever wrote such tripe!
Oh, woe…woe…woe is me…
That bit was my magnum opus! I spent years painstakingly crafting every word and syllable. It was to be my pièce de résistance. My crowning achievement!
And here you come to dash it upon the rocks! Oh, woe is me! My beautiful, perfect poem, which Definitely wasn’t written in 43 seconds half drunk on the shitter, OweO doesn’t think it’s funny!
Christopher, That paradigm of humor and wit, has soundly thrashed my creative best. Blast and damn, I shall retreat in shame to my lowly hovel, smash my pens, burn my paper and crush these wicked hands that ever wrote such tripe!
Oh, woe…woe…woe is me…
Posted on 8/13/22 at 1:39 pm to shutterspeed
My signature move. 
Posted on 8/13/22 at 3:35 pm to TrimTab
That's hot.
Posted on 8/13/22 at 3:50 pm to OweO
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OweO
I'd recommend a hobby, but you're hopeless.
Posted on 8/13/22 at 4:16 pm to shutterspeed
My wife farted in bed in the middle of the night a couple of weeks ago.
I didn’t hear it but the smell was god awful . So bad that it woke me up.
I mumbled something about there being a dead animal under the bed and I would get rid of it on the morning. Then I rolled over and went back to sleep.
She hasn’t done it again.
I didn’t hear it but the smell was god awful . So bad that it woke me up.
I mumbled something about there being a dead animal under the bed and I would get rid of it on the morning. Then I rolled over and went back to sleep.
She hasn’t done it again.
Posted on 8/13/22 at 4:17 pm to shutterspeed
wife farts wherever the frick she feels like it
Posted on 8/14/22 at 9:48 am to shutterspeed
after a while they shite with the door open. Just you Wait !
Posted on 8/14/22 at 7:43 pm to shutterspeed
I've never known my wife to pass gas. However, today she rolled down the back window (for 10-20 secs) for no apparent reason.
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