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re: REPORT: Humpty-dumpty Stelter to be out of a job soon with CNN

Posted on 6/16/22 at 10:42 am to
Posted by Sasquatch45
Earth
Member since Jul 2021
1307 posts
Posted on 6/16/22 at 10:42 am to
Is he sitting on a dildo?
Posted by TheSadvocate
North Shore
Member since Aug 2020
3844 posts
Posted on 6/16/22 at 10:42 am to
Four pictures of Brian Stetler that will make you say, "Wait a minute, that's a potato."

Posted by jb4
Member since Apr 2013
12706 posts
Posted on 6/16/22 at 10:43 am to
CNN should have this lineup

7 Chris Wallace
8 Bill O’reilly
9 Megyn Kelly
10 Katie Couric
Posted by greygoose
Member since Aug 2013
11470 posts
Posted on 6/16/22 at 10:44 am to
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What would be funny is if CNN goes right of Fox and starts calling them out for Arizona.

Well if Drudge can do a 180 and go far left, I don't see why CNN can't move right of center. Probably be a wise move.
Posted by teke184
Zachary, LA
Member since Jan 2007
96596 posts
Posted on 6/16/22 at 10:46 am to
Bye.

All the king’s horses and all the king’s men couldn’t get that a-hole on my TV again.
Posted by VADawg
Wherever
Member since Nov 2011
45134 posts
Posted on 6/16/22 at 10:46 am to
quote:

Stelter to be out of a job soon with CNN


Posted by NIH
Member since Aug 2008
112809 posts
Posted on 6/16/22 at 10:56 am to
It really is amazing a guy so ugly and untalented can be a major news anchor.
Posted by waiting4saturday
Covington, LA
Member since Sep 2005
9752 posts
Posted on 6/16/22 at 11:00 am to
We could harvest his body and give ever American 4 pounds of potato.
Posted by tween the hedges
Member since Feb 2012
20256 posts
Posted on 6/16/22 at 11:01 am to
He’s only 36, I’m sure he’ll fall upward somewhere
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
109469 posts
Posted on 6/16/22 at 11:05 am to
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I'm not sure if it's more amazing this guy got as far as he did, or that he seems to believe he's a genuinely talented and deserving anchor and talking head.


The reason he got this far is Brian Stelter is evil and would do literally anything Jeff Zucker told him to do. Tucker once said that if Zucker asked the Eunuch to trash and slander his own wife and kids on national television that he wouldn’t even hesitate.
Posted by jb4
Member since Apr 2013
12706 posts
Posted on 6/16/22 at 11:08 am to
DAm I legitimately thought he was about 65 years old
Posted by markinkaty
Katy Tx
Member since Dec 2019
4507 posts
Posted on 6/16/22 at 11:08 am to
His future is in fat drag queen shows. Perfect timing for him.
Posted by MMauler
Member since Jun 2013
19216 posts
Posted on 6/16/22 at 11:10 am to
Let's not celebrate on his grave. Instead, let's all try to think of ways we can help out Baby Huey...













For you younger viewers, Baby Huey was a huge stupid cartoon duck from the 50s. I remember hearing my parents talk about him as a kid.

This post was edited on 6/16/22 at 11:11 am
Posted by TigerCoon
Member since Nov 2005
18914 posts
Posted on 6/16/22 at 11:12 am to
you forgot to mention his womanly voice.
Posted by Uncle Stu
#AlbinoLivesMatter
Member since Aug 2004
33660 posts
Posted on 6/16/22 at 11:41 am to
Mark Dice is going to be devastated


Posted by Taxing Authority
Houston
Member since Feb 2010
57440 posts
Posted on 6/16/22 at 11:41 am to
Oh no! No more uncle fester?
Posted by Indefatigable
Member since Jan 2019
26793 posts
Posted on 6/16/22 at 11:42 am to
Brian Stelter absolutely has some illegal files on his hard drives. I am not sure whether its child porn or videos of the young women he keeps under his house, but its something.

He's a creep and a loser.
Posted by MMauler
Member since Jun 2013
19216 posts
Posted on 6/16/22 at 11:43 am to
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Mark Dice is going to be devastated



Gutfeld is going to have to go on anti-depressants.

He has at least 3 good jokes per episode on Stelter.
Posted by oogabooga68
Member since Nov 2018
27194 posts
Posted on 6/16/22 at 11:47 am to
His Twitter should be flooed with #LearnToCode messages
Posted by Pettifogger
Capitol Hill Autonomous Zone
Member since Feb 2012
79403 posts
Posted on 6/16/22 at 11:53 am to
I'm genuinely intrigued as to his next career move.

He looks like a marshmallow, has a voice like an obese guy getting off a treadmill, has no professional history in politics, no real achievements in journalism, isn't funny, isn't particularly angry, doesn't really instigate controversy aside from just bland persistent hypocrisy...
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