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The Obi-Wan leaks are turning out to be true... Oh my (MAJOR SPOILERS)
Posted on 6/1/22 at 6:01 am
Posted on 6/1/22 at 6:01 am
***You've been warned in the title, but anyone who does not want to know anything about the rumored leaks, including the ending, read no further***
Have not and will not watch one second of the Obi-Wan Disney crapfest, but I heard yesterday that apparently the leaks that came out a couple weeks ago are turning out to be exactly true.
So, if this holds up, that means that ending is going so gloriously shittastic, I can't wait for the incredible melts.
If you haven't seen, this is the leaked ending:
So, not only does Obi Wan become an incompetent boob who is not even the star of his own show, the dogshit actress will become the star and then turn out to be "not evil" and saves Luke from being killed from herself because she has a "Martha" moment.
Oh yeah, Obi Wan also apparently has a light sabre battle with Darth Vader.... Again. And 10 years before A New Hope...
If this entire franchise wasn't cratered and bled dry before, this will likely further destroy an already splintered and pissed off fanbase.
Have not and will not watch one second of the Obi-Wan Disney crapfest, but I heard yesterday that apparently the leaks that came out a couple weeks ago are turning out to be exactly true.
So, if this holds up, that means that ending is going so gloriously shittastic, I can't wait for the incredible melts.
If you haven't seen, this is the leaked ending:
quote:
Making Star Wars reveals that in the final episode of the series Inquisitor Reva discovers that Obi-Wan Kenobi is protecting Luke Skywalker on Tatooine.
The site reports, “By the final chapter, Reva has put the contextual clues together and she figures out that Obi-Wan Kenobi has been protecting something….someone… the son of Skywalker!”
In a follow-up article, the site claims that after Obi-Wan Kenobi returns to Tatooine after a duel with Darth Vader off planet he discovers Reva at Uncle Owen and Aunt Beru’s moisture farm..
However, he doesn’t engage her in combat. Instead, Reva flashes back to her own childhood and comes to the realization she can not kill Luke Skywalker. She then just leaves the farm with Kenobi coming to the conclusion that she has not been completely corrupted by the dark side of the Force.
Another scoop from Making Star Wars details that after leaving Tatooine, Reva returns to an underwater fortress on a planet called Nurr where she reports to Darth Vader that she killed Obi-Wan Kenobi. Vader doesn’t believe her and kills her.
Back on Tatooine Luke continues with his life. Leia does the same on Alderaan. As for Obi-Wan Kenobi, he finally makes contact with Qui-Gon Jinn.
So, not only does Obi Wan become an incompetent boob who is not even the star of his own show, the dogshit actress will become the star and then turn out to be "not evil" and saves Luke from being killed from herself because she has a "Martha" moment.
Oh yeah, Obi Wan also apparently has a light sabre battle with Darth Vader.... Again. And 10 years before A New Hope...
If this entire franchise wasn't cratered and bled dry before, this will likely further destroy an already splintered and pissed off fanbase.
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Posted on 6/1/22 at 6:05 am to Jack Ruby
People who spend so much time discussing something they don't intend to watch are curious to me.
Posted on 6/1/22 at 6:11 am to Napoleon
It's called schadenfreude.
Posted on 6/1/22 at 6:34 am to Jack Ruby
quote:
Have not and will not watch one second of the Obi-Wan
That's just assinine. While I don't agree with some of the all-negative or all-positive Kenobi reviews some M/TV posters have made, I actually can respect their opinion because they watched the series for themselves and formed their take on their own. You're just regurgitating buzzwords like crapfest, dogshit & shitastic like a mindless NPC. Don't be an NPC, Jack.
Posted on 6/1/22 at 7:25 am to Napoleon
It’s like watching your childhood sports hero become an aging star, then transition from. man into an old lesbian woman and immediately be crowned woman of the year. Furthermore, everyone expects you to be glad and to clap.
You don’t really want to pay attention, but you have a legitimate gripe and want to vent.
You don’t really want to pay attention, but you have a legitimate gripe and want to vent.
Posted on 6/1/22 at 7:39 am to Jack Ruby
It’s calling out woke garbage writing & the agenda driven nonsense that completely undercuts established lore to insert another stunning & brave ‘place favored identity politics figure here’ as the TRUE hero of the story, not the normal white male whose name appears on the series title.
And fans are sick of it.
And fans are sick of it.
This post was edited on 6/1/22 at 9:05 am
Posted on 6/1/22 at 8:01 am to LSUFreek
quote:
That's just assinine. While I don't agree with some of the all-negative or all-positive Kenobi reviews some M/TV posters have made, I actually can respect their opinion because they watched the series for themselves and formed their take on their own.
Why would you reward Disney with your money/viewership when you know they have destroyed the franchise you loved*? They'll just keep shitting out the same crap. That's asinine.
*I have not watched a single Star Wars product since the second prequel came out and my son wanted to watch it. I fell asleep during it and can't for the life of me remember a single plot point from the first or second sequel. That's how bad they were.
Posted on 6/1/22 at 10:07 am to Jack Ruby
No surprises here, honestly. Gotta check those virtue signaling boxes, while crapping on the white male lead.
Posted on 6/1/22 at 10:21 am to LSUFreek
That's right. Give Disney your dollar and your time (much more precious) and then you can complain. People don't trust Disney so they view new offerings with skepticism for very good reason. I don't blame them although i've just given up on Disney.
Posted on 6/1/22 at 10:26 am to Jack Ruby
Posted on 6/1/22 at 10:29 am to Jack Ruby
Where's the parts that are "turning out to be true"?
All you posted was stuff that hasn't happened yet.
All you posted was stuff that hasn't happened yet.
Posted on 6/1/22 at 10:35 am to Jack Ruby
Reminds me of the TLJ leak
All the usual suspects were screaming that they were bullshite. . .then when it turned out to be true, same people called the movie great
I remember hoping they were fake
All the usual suspects were screaming that they were bullshite. . .then when it turned out to be true, same people called the movie great
I remember hoping they were fake
Posted on 6/1/22 at 10:42 am to Jack Ruby
Disney has completely screwed Star Wars up. If they are going to stay in the Skywalker era give people what they fricking want.
There are two things people have wanted to see since ROTJ, Vader hunting down Jedi, and Luke rebuilding the Jedi order.
What we got from Disney was Inquisitors hunting down Jedi, and Luke failing.
These leaks indicate the repeated pattern of Disney Star Wars, heroes aren't white men.
There are two things people have wanted to see since ROTJ, Vader hunting down Jedi, and Luke rebuilding the Jedi order.
What we got from Disney was Inquisitors hunting down Jedi, and Luke failing.
These leaks indicate the repeated pattern of Disney Star Wars, heroes aren't white men.
Posted on 6/1/22 at 10:47 am to BlackAdam
Posted on 6/1/22 at 3:19 pm to Roaad
Lol imagine just removing two letters from those shirts. youd be accused of being a toxic male supporting rape culture.
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