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re: Prayers needed! Planning on getting a vasectomy without telling the wife.
Posted on 3/21/22 at 8:59 am to ChairmanOfThisBoard
Posted on 3/21/22 at 8:59 am to ChairmanOfThisBoard
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Schedule procedure for April 4th when my wife is planning on visiting her sister for four days.
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If everything goes as planned, I'll be sterile by May and my wife won't be none the wiser.
Joke's gonna be on you when she comes back pregnant from her "sister visit" even though you're shooting blanks
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Posted on 3/21/22 at 8:59 am to ChairmanOfThisBoard
you'll be limping for a week or so. Better fake a growing injury
Posted on 3/21/22 at 8:59 am to ChairmanOfThisBoard
Very stupid idea. For your kids' sake, stop being a pussy and talk to your wife.
Posted on 3/21/22 at 8:59 am to The Spleen
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My urologist made my wife sign a release when I got mine.
What?
Posted on 3/21/22 at 8:59 am to The Spleen
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My urologist made my wife sign a release when I got mine.
Mine didn't. Didn't even ask me if I had a reason.
I'm assuming OP is trolling but if not we need some play by play of the fallout
Posted on 3/21/22 at 9:00 am to Magnus
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a growing injury
damn autocorrect!
Posted on 3/21/22 at 9:00 am to ChairmanOfThisBoard
Imagine having such a shitty relationship that you have to secretly get a vasectomy to avoid having another kid.
Big fricking yikes.
Big fricking yikes.
Posted on 3/21/22 at 9:00 am to ChairmanOfThisBoard
Pretty sure that's illegal in some states. Might want to look into that..
Posted on 3/21/22 at 9:01 am to ChairmanOfThisBoard
quote:Schedule your attorney appointment for the same week.
ChairmanOfThisBoard
Posted on 3/21/22 at 9:01 am to ChairmanOfThisBoard
Congrats on the impending divorce. Should do wonders for the two kids you do have.
Posted on 3/21/22 at 9:01 am to ChairmanOfThisBoard
Lying to your spouse and hiding major life choices is the foundation of every great marriage.
Posted on 3/21/22 at 9:01 am to ChairmanOfThisBoard
She will find out. Once she does the following will happen.
1. She will divorce you.
2. She will take half of everything you have
3. You’ll get to see your two kids one weekend a month and have child support to pay until they’re 18.
4. You’ll find out from your kids about your wife’s new “friend”.
5. Not long after you’ll get the news your kids have a half-sibling on the way.
1. She will divorce you.
2. She will take half of everything you have
3. You’ll get to see your two kids one weekend a month and have child support to pay until they’re 18.
4. You’ll find out from your kids about your wife’s new “friend”.
5. Not long after you’ll get the news your kids have a half-sibling on the way.
This post was edited on 3/21/22 at 9:02 am
Posted on 3/21/22 at 9:01 am to Train is comin
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Pretty sure that's illegal in some states. Might want to look into that..
To get a vasectomy without your wife's permission?
How about an abortion?
Posted on 3/21/22 at 9:02 am to Train is comin
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Pretty sure that's illegal in some states. Might want to look into that..
I wonder if something like that would create an issue in a state who allows divorce “with fault”.
If so, she’s going to own his arse and then some in the divorce.
Posted on 3/21/22 at 9:02 am to ChairmanOfThisBoard
Sounds like a healthy marriage with plenty of communication !
Posted on 3/21/22 at 9:03 am to ChairmanOfThisBoard
May God have mercy on your soul.
Posted on 3/21/22 at 9:04 am to wadewilson
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What?
I guess they’d gotten sued or something, but they required consent from my wife before they’d do the procedure.
Posted on 3/21/22 at 9:04 am to ChairmanOfThisBoard
your body, your choice
Posted on 3/21/22 at 9:04 am to ChairmanOfThisBoard
I can't recall the timeline exactly, but I want to say that the area of the incision was noticeable for a few weeks after. Not sure what your style is, but you're not going to be slamming for several weeks after. Going to have to keep it rather slow for a while.
Posted on 3/21/22 at 9:05 am to The Spleen
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My urologist made my wife sign a release when I got mine.
Same here, he even spent time at the first appointment to discuss the weight of the decision with my wife present and mentioned that he wouldn't perform the surgery without her consent.
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