re: Worst excuse your old lady has used to avoid sex

Not to get out of sex, but a chick I'd been rubbing for a couple of weeks that had an IUD installed asks me to wear a condom this time. Hmm....why is she asking for this?? It was about 3 in the pm and we were already on the bed, so I agreed to it. She eventually tells me she had company flying into town in a few hours and would be heading to the airport later. This was interesting, since I had no knowledge of this until right beforehand. She tells me that an old friend was coming to visit. She was confused and a little embarrassed with the situation and even showed me his picture-since he was a Phil Mickelson look alike. See...he's just a friend right...like he's too old. That night she calls and tells me she canceled the vist after talking to him on the phone for hours. Nothing came of that one, no pun intended.

But to the OP's qwerstion, unless your married or have a CLM a chick is going to have this situation planned out before she has to give some half baked excuse to avoid sex.

That’s the worst story I have ever seen anyone type

I just took a shower, next day...... I'm dirty, I need to take a shower

"I'm not yer ol' lady"

"No, you didn't order dessert."

"My kids are in the next room."

Last time she didn't shite right for a month.

Signed,
Bad Santa

"Your gonna drop your rig, then she'll drop hers. If you see something that looks like Japanese food, don't eat it."

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Worst excuse your old lady has used to avoid sex

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That I called her “old lady”

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I’ve never had a woman reject my sexual advances


and that is how we all now know you are a virgin

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Or a rapist or maybe a rappist…

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My parents are visiting next week

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to make the beast with two backs

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WTF?

I’m tired, I’m asleep, I’m on my period….I’ve heard them all.