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Posted on 12/25/21 at 12:23 pm
Posted by Big_Sur
Member since Nov 2012
1126 posts
Posted on 12/25/21 at 12:23 pm
Jesus turned 21. Dude had a massive rager, drank so much they ran out of wine and had to make more out of some water.

Have a toast to celebrate, Jesus' 21st birthday 2k only happens once ever.
Posted by Bestbank Tiger
Premium Member
Member since Jan 2005
71668 posts
Posted on 12/25/21 at 12:32 pm to
25.

They miscalculated His birth year, but by the time they figured that out, the incorrect year was in widespread use.
Posted by olgoi khorkhoi
priapism survivor
Member since May 2011
14922 posts
Posted on 12/25/21 at 12:40 pm to
He wasn't born on 12/25, the early church assigned that date to supercede the Pagan Saturnalia festival. He was likely born in April.
Posted by crazyLSUstudent
391 miles away from Tiger Stadium
Member since Mar 2012
5535 posts
Posted on 12/25/21 at 12:40 pm to
Jesus birthday is unknown. The 25th of December was just chosen for some reason unknown to me.
Posted by Duke
Twin Lakes, CO
Member since Jan 2008
35689 posts
Posted on 12/25/21 at 12:45 pm to
So every response has taken this way too seriously.
Posted by HempHead
Big Sky Country
Member since Mar 2011
55524 posts
Posted on 12/25/21 at 12:47 pm to
Jesus, the missing years
Posted by TigerGman
Center of the Universe
Member since Sep 2006
11300 posts
Posted on 12/25/21 at 1:47 pm to
Ever wonder what happened to all that Gold, Silver and Muir?
Posted by Philzilla2k
Member since Oct 2017
11094 posts
Posted on 12/25/21 at 4:33 pm to
quote:

Jesus turned 21

There was no year zero.
Posted by noonan
Nassau Bay, TX
Member since Aug 2005
36905 posts
Posted on 12/25/21 at 4:49 pm to
Pretty sure, in that part of the world, especially when Jesus was walking the earth, the legal drinking age was much lower. He was probably getting wasted at like 14.
Posted by GRTiger
On a roof eating alligator pie
Member since Dec 2008
63401 posts
Posted on 12/25/21 at 4:52 pm to
The fricking nerds and atheists really fricked up this funny thread. Typical.
Posted by SBC
Member since Oct 2005
6870 posts
Posted on 12/25/21 at 5:16 pm to
He most likely was born in June.
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