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I don't throw around the term "woke" loosely. . .but the new James Bond book is "woke" af

Posted on 9/9/23 at 11:36 pm
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 9/9/23 at 11:36 pm
if this is real, that is:

Posted by Hawgnsincebirth55
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Posted on 9/10/23 at 10:17 am to
That’s not James Bond. Ian Fleming wrote James Bond and has been dead for nearly 60 years. Bond smokes heaters, drinks martinis, fricks dimes and slaps around commies in 6 figure cars.
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 9/10/23 at 11:09 am to
apparently it is real

Charlie Higson did an "updated" version of On His Majesty's Secret Service
Posted by Lawyered
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Posted on 9/10/23 at 11:43 am to
Everything woke and reimagined turns to shite
Posted by STLDawg
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Posted on 9/10/23 at 1:13 pm to
They can’t create, only corrupt.
Posted by AUCom96
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Posted on 9/10/23 at 1:42 pm to
If you want to overthrown a culture, you destroy its symbols, its ideals, its religions, its heroes...

Anything that can demand more admiration than the ambiguous humanistic source of the utopian "plan" must be pulled down, lampooned and eventually eliminated.
Posted by ecb
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Posted on 9/10/23 at 11:09 pm to
The only thing worse than wokes are the antiwokes...
Posted by boxcarbarney
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Posted on 9/11/23 at 8:50 am to
When I'm planning a coup, my first thought is how many disabled people I can get involved.
Posted by Roaad
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Posted on 9/11/23 at 10:07 am to
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The only thing worse than wokes are the antiwokes...


worse?

antiwokes are generally super annoying and sometimes ALMOST as bad. But worse?

I'd need some elaboration
Posted by Midget Death Squad
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Posted on 9/11/23 at 11:06 am to
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The only thing worse than wokes are the antiwokes...





OK Groomer
Posted by AUCom96
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Posted on 9/11/23 at 12:11 pm to
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The only thing worse than wokes are the antiwokes...


No kidding! Just think of all the antiwoke content in movies, TV shows, news media, political speech, making rounds in school and university classrooms, all of the antiwoke campus speeches, all of the comedians out of work because of antiwoke retalitation... oh wait.

Actually, woke IS much worse.
Posted by biglego
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Posted on 9/11/23 at 5:57 pm to
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The only thing worse than wokes are the antiwokes...


And the worst are the wokesters lacking the spine to directly defend their own nonsense, and this is you.
Posted by ecb
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Posted on 9/12/23 at 4:16 pm to
Two sides of the same coin would be a fairer assessment. Both can't mind their own business.
Posted by Northshore Aggie
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Posted on 9/14/23 at 1:55 pm to
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Two sides of the same coin would be a fairer assessment. Both can't mind their own business.

Woke bullshite ruins a respected, revered, and/or loved property / institution and replaces it with a much shittier version of itself

Normal people - You guys ruined that thing, what the frick

Woke watercarriers - UGH YOU'RE EVEN WORSE THAN THE WOKES, WHY CANT YOU MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS


frick out of here. "same coin" my arse.
This post was edited on 9/14/23 at 1:56 pm
Posted by Midget Death Squad
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Posted on 9/14/23 at 3:27 pm to
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Woke bullshite ruins a respected, revered, and/or loved property / institution and replaces it with a much shittier version of itself

Normal people - You guys ruined that thing, what the frick

Woke watercarriers - UGH YOU'RE EVEN WORSE THAN THE WOKES, WHY CANT YOU MIND YOUR OWN BUSINESS


frick out of here. "same coin" my arse.





Remake the Rocky Horror Picture Show without the drags and only straights, and then you'll see these pro wokers go bonkers
Posted by iwyLSUiwy
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Posted on 9/14/23 at 4:46 pm to
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When I'm planning a coup, my first thought is how many disabled people I can get involved.


I mean, I guess that would make it less predictable.
Posted by scrooster
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Posted on 9/21/23 at 9:28 am to
Well ... they finally killed Bond it would seem. It's been coming for awhile. Albert Broccoli's ghey woke stepson from his 3rd wife, (Michael Wilson), is the killer.

Also, the writing is just bad ... regardless the overtly woke content.
Posted by Ace Midnight
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Posted on 9/23/23 at 9:49 pm to
This is the same playbook with comics: They alter the comics (which sell essentially no copies outside the author/artist family members these days) to justify the changes in upcoming media products.

E.g., "Akchually, Superperson is a queer, trans, Muslim refugee from Somalia in the last comic, and not actually a cis white man from Krypton, which is just a made up place, you silly bigoted everythingist."
This post was edited on 9/23/23 at 9:50 pm
Posted by Northshore Aggie
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Posted on 9/25/23 at 10:06 am to
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E.g., "Akchually, Superperson is a queer, trans, Muslim refugee from Somalia in the last comic, and not actually a cis white man from Krypton, which is just a made up place, you silly bigoted everythingist."

or they'll reference one single block of comic illustration from 1983 or whenever where Superman and some other male superhero are sharing a handshake or something that say "THERE HAS ALWAYS BEEN HOMOEROTIC UNDERTONES YOU JUST DONT UNDERSTAND THESE CHARACTERS"
Posted by shinerfan
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Posted on 9/26/23 at 12:40 am to
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That’s not James Bond. Ian Fleming wrote James Bond and has been dead for nearly 60 years. Bond smokes heaters, drinks martinis, fricks dimes and slaps around commies in 6 figure cars.




They killed Bond when they pulled him out of his WW2/Cold War time frame. The Craig movies were okay movies but that character isn't Bond.
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