re: Crackpot ASOIAF Theories SPOILERS

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Could you picture Cersei married to Euron??

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Yes, and it is awesome. He'd slap that bitch silly. Then he'd have a 3some.

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ladytiger118

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ROAD TRIP!!! You in?

Of course I'd be in . That would be a long drive though!

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Meera and Bran would be a good ship; I just hope Bran isn't totally crippled to where they couldn't; Didn't Ned and Cat say he would never be able to?

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I'd have to reread GoT

Meera is gonna get on that weirwood fo sho...even though he's like 10

I would be happy for them for sure .

And from what AnalyzeThat said earlier about giving Cersei to Euron as a wife , I think that seeing her reaction if Jaime and Brienne ever slept together would be hilarious; she'd be soooooo pissed:
"Why would Jaime sleep with that ugly whore? He is no longer the other part of me! I will kill her! Jaime is mine!!!! All mine!"

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While I don't think it will be entirely confirmed to Cersei, I think this also will happen. He knows that he's run off with her somewhere, and I expect both him and Brienne to escape Lady Stoneheart alive, and Cersei will hear that Jaime is with her. Cersei will be furious, and order a hit on both of their heads in her madness. Jaime will survive, but Brienne will die protecting Jaime from Cersei's men. This will be the event that makes Jaime realize that he must kill Cersei.

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I definitely think that Brienne has feelings for him; she constantly talks about him in AFFC and I think she's in love with him. Not sure about Jaime towards her, but he definitely trusts and respects her. I think there's some feelings for her subconsciously, but I think it would take him a while to admit it to himself in his POV chapters. For him to sleep with her/love her would be another part of his redemption arc--go from sleeping with his sister, the epitome of exterior beauty, but ugly within, to a woman who isn't attractive, but who is a beautiful person.


Then you also have those hopeless fangirls who want SanSan so badly to happen. I wouldn't have an issue with it if Sansa were a little older (like Jon's age), but I think Sandor's only around 13 years older than her. If anything, I think it's more likely for Martin to completely subvert that from happening; he knows/has commented about the fangirls wanting the SanSan ship to sail and I don't think he wants that to happen. However, he also said he'd never write any future rape scenes in POV chapters, so I don't think Martin would stoop so low to have Littlefinger rape Sansa in her own POV.

That's why I think it's wayyyyy more likely for Jaime and Brienne to sleep together out of these 'dream pairings'. I would much rather this over any future Dany Daario scenes or those creepy Dany Drogo sex scenes . Those made my skin crawl; but I wasn't bothered by them in season 1 (probably because Emilia Clarke is 26 and not 13 like book Dany).

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That would be incredible. I'd laugh my arse off at Cersei's misery.

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Cersei the Pirate Whore has a nice ring to it.

Anyone else think that "Rains of Castamere" will be playing when Dany swoops into Westros?


Also, will Jorah Mormont live to take the Black as aligned with his dead father's final wishes?

What if Tormund's been lying all along?

And Jon Snow doesn't deserve to be in the same list as Jorah . Plus the women love him (Ygritte, Val, Mel, Alys).