Longtime Cowboys Fan Releases Funny Statement Announcing He's Switching Teams

Go Chargers

If I was going to jump ship from Dallas I too would choose the Chargers. Herbert is the real deal

We have five super bowls, that's 4 more than most, 3 more than a bunch, 2 more than a few and 1 more than not many WE DEM BOYS

Thought this was gonna be about Tiger Ryno.

Damn I guess La'El being let go was the final nail lol

What? No respect my decision?

If I was a Cowboys fan, i'd simply be impatiently waiting for Jerry Jones to move on. They nailed it in the beginning but Jerruh has been a train wreck with decisions. Would have been funny to see them bet the farm on Johnny Manziel.

Cowboys fan for 30 years. It’s 2022. Dallas won 3 Super Bowls in 4 years starting in 1992…30 years ago. Interesting.

Just wait until Sean Payton is your head coach in 2023!! THEN you'll be back. Yeah, THEN you'll be back!!

Larry, please follow this guy’s lead and take your talents (sic) to another website, please?

Not much of a fan, and incredibly cringy.

Not real loyal if you ask me.

What part was supposed to be funny?