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Blue Jays Catcher Reese McGuire Arrested For Touching Himself In Florida Parking Lot
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Toronto Blue Jays catcher Reese McGuire was arrested last week after cops say he was caught exposing himself in a Florida parking lot...
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According to the report ... cops say after they rolled up to the parking lot, they saw McGuire with his shirt "barely covering his genitals" and his sweatpants around his ankles.

They claim in the report when they got McGuire out of his car, he "had an erection which was very apparent."

Cops say McGuire apologized to them profusely for the incident ... saying, "I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, this is really embarrassing." Cops say McGuire added, "I really shouldn't have been doing that."

In the report, cops claim when they got McGuire's phone to try to find his current address ... they noticed an "extremely pornographic video was playing on the screen."
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Fearless_and_True51 months
When duty calls...
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caliegeaux51 months
Cops say McGuire apologized to them profusely for the incident ... saying, "I'm sorry, I'm so sorry, this is really embarrassing." Cops say McGuire added, "I really shouldn't have been doing that." He definitely wasn't all in
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Tri City Tigers51 months
A car jacking gone wrong.
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coopsdad51 months
he "had an erection which was very apparent." Well, good for him
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LSUNV51 months
I spit coke all over my screen at work after the Carjacking gone wrong comment!! Well played sir
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LSUsince7451 months
Pornhub should be sued
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idlewatcher51 months
The ol Kellen Winslow Jr motion. Nice!
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Boring51 months
"extremely pornographic" - as opposed to....?
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PhifeDogg51 months
As opposed to a late nite soft porn on Cinemax staring Amber Smith.
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tketaco51 months
The Astros ruined his career.
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ByUselves51 months
Porn Kills! I guess that's what happens when you walk around adjusting your cup 8 hrs a day.
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GeeOH51 months
Catch(er) and release
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Jabontik51 months
"Catcher arrested for touching himself in the parking lot" - but if he does it on a baseball diamond, its just part of the game.
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SidetrackSilvera51 months
"I was calling for a heater."
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homeless151 months
It's in the culcha and dna,i wonder if any schools are in that area
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EulerRules51 months
E2
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loopback51 months
What's wrong with jerking off in your car? I mean, its YOUR car amirite?
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Why is this a crime? I need to write my congressman.
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