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A Boston Marathon runner was caught on camera Monday dropping their shorts on someone’s front lawn in order to relieve themselves during the 26.2 mile-long race.

Over 30,000 marathoners partook in the annual run, with many of them finishing in three, four, five hours, or more — and often forgoing a bathroom break.

For at least one runner, that was simply too long to wait.

In the video, the marathon participant can be seen standing in the far corner of the front lawn, dropping their pants and squatting down.

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(Barstool Sports

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ChineseBandit58•13 months

A Boston Marathon runner was caught on camera Monday dropping their shorts on someone’s front lawn in order to relieve themselves:
A runner dropped THEIR shorts to relieve THEMselves - what the ever lovin' shite is this country coming to??

Civilization cannot exist without a functional language.

smoke225•13 months

No wipe, gonna be a problem once you get a mile up the road.

DeafVallyBatnR•13 months

Frenchman Bend CC had the Nike or whatever the tour was called at the time. Some foreign golfer just walked out into the weeds and took a dump. No tree cover or anything. When nature calls you got to go.

TDFreak•13 months

I’ve been in this situation before. Thankfully long before doorbell cameras.

davich•13 months

He had squatter's rights!

Spankum•13 months

Dude could at least have tried to dump in that tree line 20 feet behind him…and they say southerners have no tact……

ForLSU56•13 months

In todays fricked up world, he may have been squatting to piss.

RazzleDazzle•13 months

Hilarious!!!

Purple Spoon•13 months

Better than running the last two miles with shite rolling into your socks like some of those idiots.

TKLSUMD•13 months

I ran it as well. Thankfully, I was able to deliver the goods in the porta-potty prior to the race. Otherwise, it could have been me. When you got to go, you got to go. Unfortunately at that time of day, he probably still had 3 hours left to run which means quite a bit of chafing.

TooSober•13 months

New rule.... if you can run a marathon, you can crap wherever you want.

thedogman•13 months

That's
what I call a Boston Marathon Bomber

jatilen•13 months

That's shitty

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