If You're Going To Go From Slot Machine to Slot Machine You Need a Scooter

Surprised there wasn’t an oxygen tank and cigarette in that video

Casinos are some of the most depressing, pathetic places on the planet. Especially the ones in Mississippi.

I pray this soul is introduced to Our Savior, Jesus Christ, and she idolizes Him one day and not the worldly seductions of the devil. Amen.

"Honey...ya got the kids ready for school? Hon? She's not here Dad."

"made every"...what Larry? EVERY WHAT LARRY?!?!