espnfc review of "United Passions"

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"There are those who would have you believe that "United Passions," the sickeningly sweet FIFA-funded biopic of itself is a disgusting piece of propaganda for a discredited regime. This is not true. It is a disgusting piece of propaganda for a discredited regime, but actor Tim Roth has absolutely nailed Sepp Blatter."

"Aside from everything you've read elsewhere -- the revisionism, the omissions, the complete lack of respect for the intelligence of the viewer -- this is simply a terrible, terrible movie. The script reads like a high school musical penned by a particularly weird teacher. Jules Rimet's declaration of intent for "a World Championship" is followed by shouts of "A World Championship? He's mad!" "No!" says someone else. "He's a visionary!"

These are lines so cheesy that they can only be used to preface show tunes
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