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Writing prompt: You're Haley's speech writer, she demands you write a victory speech.

Posted on 2/6/24 at 11:22 pm
Posted by Ham Solo
Member since Apr 2015
7729 posts
Posted on 2/6/24 at 11:22 pm
Posted by The Boat
Member since Oct 2008
164137 posts
Posted on 2/6/24 at 11:23 pm to
"I received more votes than Donald Trump tonight"
Posted by navy
Parts Unknown, LA
Member since Sep 2010
29040 posts
Posted on 2/7/24 at 12:17 am to
“NOBODY GETS MORE VOTES THAN ME!

I repeat….Nobody.”

Posted by Ham Solo
Member since Apr 2015
7729 posts
Posted on 2/7/24 at 1:12 am to


I don't think that can be beat.

Posted by 88Wildcat
Topeka, Ks
Member since Jul 2017
13947 posts
Posted on 2/7/24 at 5:37 am to
"I resign. Find a new speech writer."
Posted by thebigmuffaletta
Member since Aug 2017
12934 posts
Posted on 2/7/24 at 5:40 am to
“First I’d like to thank the military industrial complex for making my candidacy possible”
Posted by Tarps99
Lafourche Parish
Member since Apr 2017
7420 posts
Posted on 2/7/24 at 6:19 am to
I would start cribbing speeches from other politicians like Obama, Clinton, Bush, etc., and see if the media picks it up to sink the campaign like Joe Biden’s 1988 presidential aspirations.

MAGA ‘24
Posted by CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
62436 posts
Posted on 2/7/24 at 6:25 am to
I’d like to thank “none of these candidates “ for running a strong race here in Nevada, and for making a strong statement in that blow out win, but we will not be deterred…
Posted by NoHoTiger
So many to kill, so little time
Member since Nov 2006
45737 posts
Posted on 2/7/24 at 7:11 am to
I’d be pretty hard pressed to spin losing to “none of the above” as a win.

Probably why I’m not a speech writer.
Posted by Mr. Misanthrope
Cloud 8
Member since Nov 2012
5489 posts
Posted on 2/7/24 at 12:57 pm to
“Thanks y’all. We’re headed to our next big victory and it’s all because of you.

Wave big and exit stage left smiling.
Posted by DevilDagNS
Member since Dec 2017
2673 posts
Posted on 2/7/24 at 1:14 pm to
"I would like to thank stupid white women, for without you, it would never have been possible for me to be in a position to lose to Joe Biden."
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