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Whites are coming! 6 ways you know your neighborhood is about to turn white

Posted on 9/16/17 at 11:15 am
Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
57835 posts
Posted on 9/16/17 at 11:15 am
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Centuries before anyone noticed Christopher Columbus wandering around the Bahamas searching for gold and a place to buy caramel decaf frappuccinos, wypipo had long been moving into brown neighborhoods and planting flags. It’s how apartheid started. It’s why people in Brazil speak Portuguese. It’s why the Native American genocide was rebranded as “manifest destiny.” Now that microcolonialism has been given the innocuous euphemism “gentrification,” it is no longer seen as threatening. As whiteness becomes America’s most lucrative industry, gentrification is now an unavoidable inevitability. While it may not be preventable, we thought you’d like to know a few ways in which you can be aware that your neighborhood is being slowly taken over by the Caucasian hordes.
Posted by bodask42
Tuscaloosa
Member since Aug 2009
2085 posts
Posted on 9/16/17 at 11:17 am to
quote:

Gentrification is usually prefaced by the arrival of healthy options and grocery stores with 29 varieties of tomatoes.


Posted by Strannix
District 11
Member since Dec 2012
48842 posts
Posted on 9/16/17 at 11:18 am to
quote:

Microcolonialism
Posted by RockyMtnTigerWDE
War Damn Eagle Dad!
Member since Oct 2010
105379 posts
Posted on 9/16/17 at 11:18 am to
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Caucasian hordes.




Posted by HubbaBubba
F_uck Joe Biden, TX
Member since Oct 2010
45707 posts
Posted on 9/16/17 at 11:19 am to
Lemme guess! The house down the street suddenly has a yard clear of debris, landscaping has gone in and the street/sidewalk in front of the house is swept and clean?
Posted by Yellerhammer5
Member since Oct 2012
10850 posts
Posted on 9/16/17 at 11:21 am to
"Here comes the neighborhood."
Posted by MrLarson
Member since Oct 2014
34984 posts
Posted on 9/16/17 at 11:21 am to
When shutters go from purple to green you know it's happening.
Posted by Fun Bunch
New Orleans
Member since May 2008
115469 posts
Posted on 9/16/17 at 11:22 am to
Blacks move into your neighborhood = Diversity

Whites move into your neighborhood = EVIL MICROCOLONIALISM

Lmfao
Posted by ninthward
Boston, MA
Member since May 2007
20374 posts
Posted on 9/16/17 at 11:22 am to
quote:

Lemme guess! The house down the street suddenly has a yard clear of debris, landscaping has gone in and the street/sidewalk in front of the house is swept and clean?
No one bathing in a public pool or store?
Posted by Lsupimp
Ersatz Amerika-97.6% phony & fake
Member since Nov 2003
78353 posts
Posted on 9/16/17 at 11:23 am to
I wish I could flip a switch and force Progs , and only Progs, to live in the world they envision.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
259906 posts
Posted on 9/16/17 at 11:23 am to
Looks like the points he inadvertently made were that housing gets better, neighborhood gets safer, more and better food is available.

Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
98739 posts
Posted on 9/16/17 at 11:26 am to
Property values start increasing.
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
34603 posts
Posted on 9/16/17 at 11:28 am to
quote:

Looks like the points he inadvertently made were that housing gets better, neighborhood gets safer, more and better food is available.


Like the exact opposite of a country song?
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134843 posts
Posted on 9/16/17 at 11:29 am to
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wypipo

I'm stealing this term (like a real white man)
Posted by Revelator
Member since Nov 2008
57835 posts
Posted on 9/16/17 at 11:30 am to
quote:

Looks like the points he inadvertently made were that housing gets better, neighborhood gets safer, more and better food is available.


Yes, but then it's too expensive for blacks to live there.
Posted by RogerTheShrubber
Juneau, AK
Member since Jan 2009
259906 posts
Posted on 9/16/17 at 11:31 am to

quote:

Yes, but then it's too expensive for blacks to live there.



Sounds like the author thinks black people aren't capable of living in decent neighborhoods?
Posted by upgrayedd
Lifting at Tobin's house
Member since Mar 2013
134843 posts
Posted on 9/16/17 at 11:33 am to
I like this pic from another article on that site







I see they're being all inclusive for the dyslexic folks
Posted by adavis
North of I-10
Member since Aug 2007
5749 posts
Posted on 9/16/17 at 11:34 am to
It was actually kind of funny. Aside from the ridiculous comparisons to genocide, the guy is a pretty good writer.
Posted by Wally Sparks
Atlanta
Member since Feb 2013
29115 posts
Posted on 9/16/17 at 11:36 am to
Sounds good to me!
Posted by navy
Parts Unknown, LA
Member since Sep 2010
29026 posts
Posted on 9/16/17 at 11:36 am to
quote:

Property values start increasing.



Pretty much.
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