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The Navajo nation is now claiming the moon as their own sacred site

Posted on 1/6/24 at 4:37 pm
Posted by jatilen
Member since May 2020
13608 posts
Posted on 1/6/24 at 4:37 pm
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The Navajo Nation is trying to ground the first commercial burials in space, insisting that the plan to memorialize humans on the moon will turn a place sacred to native religions into a “waste site.”

The Biden administration stepped in Friday to defuse the brewing star war, CNN reported, calling a hasty White House meeting ahead of the scheduled Monday launch of a rocket set to send the remains of George Washington, John F. Kennedy, and a constellation of “Star Trek” idols into space.

“The moon holds a sacred place in Navajo cosmology,” said Navajo president Buu Nygren.

“The suggestion of transforming it into a resting place for human remains is deeply disturbing and unacceptable to our people.”

“We’re turning the moon into a graveyard and we’re turning it into a waste site,” said Justin Ahasteen of the Navajos’ Washington office.

The two-stage Vulcan Centaur rocket has been packed with the remains of 333 people, including the late “Star Trek” creator Gene Roddenberry, his wife, recurring cast member Majel Barrett-Roddenberry, several fellow USS Enterprise actors, and others whose families paid for the privilege.

Hair samples from three US presidents — Washington, JFK, and Dwight D. Eisenhower — are also aboard, courtesy of Celestis, a privately owned space burial company.

“We reject the assertion that our memorial spaceflight mission desecrates the moon,” said Celestis CEO Charles Chafer.

“Our memorial on the moon is handled with care and reverence … No one, and no religion, owns the moon.”


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Posted by LSUnation78
Northshore
Member since Aug 2012
12095 posts
Posted on 1/6/24 at 4:39 pm to
Navajo can have the moon just as soon as they build their first rocket that flys them to the moon.
Posted by rudy99
Member since Apr 2018
358 posts
Posted on 1/6/24 at 4:41 pm to
I claim Kate Uptons titties as my sacred space.
Posted by Plx1776
Member since Oct 2017
16322 posts
Posted on 1/6/24 at 4:42 pm to
BREAKING: propelled by smoke signals and denim, Navajo nation has successfully landed on the moon.
Posted by Feelthebarn
Lower Alabama
Member since Nov 2012
2461 posts
Posted on 1/6/24 at 4:43 pm to
I'm with you. We shall call it "Hooters" and serve complimentary wings and hot beer
Posted by stout
Smoking Crack with Hunter Biden
Member since Sep 2006
167618 posts
Posted on 1/6/24 at 4:47 pm to
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Navajo can have the moon just as soon as they build their first rocket that flys them to the moon.




According to Hollywood they just need to hire three black women to do all the math for them
Posted by Night Vision
Member since Feb 2018
5287 posts
Posted on 1/6/24 at 4:48 pm to
Slapaho tribe already called it.
Posted by Signal Soldier
30.411994,-91.183929
Member since Dec 2010
8257 posts
Posted on 1/6/24 at 4:54 pm to
They trying to build casinos there for the aliens?
Posted by SOSFAN
Blythewood
Member since Jun 2018
12274 posts
Posted on 1/6/24 at 4:55 pm to
I really thought this was satirical piece by the Bee.
Posted by SloaneRanger
Upper Hurstville
Member since Jan 2014
7942 posts
Posted on 1/6/24 at 4:56 pm to
Wait, are you telling me that remains from these former presidents are being sent to the moon? Did someone go into their graves to retrieve said remains? This can’t be real, right?
Posted by goatmilker
Castle Anthrax
Member since Feb 2009
64552 posts
Posted on 1/6/24 at 5:03 pm to
Why have we spent more on rovers for Mars than the moon?

The Navaho. Who knew.
Posted by TurkeyBaconLeg
Houston
Member since Jul 2018
1704 posts
Posted on 1/6/24 at 5:06 pm to
Sorry. It’s the well known FLAG rule of ownership. The US flag was the first on the moon. It’s ours. :)
Posted by LatherZap
Member since Mar 2022
858 posts
Posted on 1/6/24 at 5:07 pm to
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Well Hollywood orchestrated the so called moon landing they may know best




TWICE you fart forth the notion that the moon landing was faked? Wow.
Posted by Kjnstkmn
Vermilion Parish
Member since Aug 2020
10807 posts
Posted on 1/6/24 at 6:46 pm to
Rules:



Posted by Powerman
Member since Jan 2004
162266 posts
Posted on 1/6/24 at 6:48 pm to
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According to Hollywood they just need to hire three black women to do all the math for them


They're all tenured at Ivy League schools baw
Posted by Vacherie Saint
Member since Aug 2015
39623 posts
Posted on 1/6/24 at 6:55 pm to
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the scheduled Monday launch of a rocket set to send the remains of George Washington, John F. Kennedy, and a constellation of “Star Trek” idols into space.


What kind of demented waste of money is this?
Posted by TigerEyeGuy
Member since Jan 2023
428 posts
Posted on 1/6/24 at 6:56 pm to
If they can figure out how to get through the van Allen radiation belt, let em have it.
Posted by TBoy
Kalamazoo
Member since Dec 2007
23915 posts
Posted on 1/6/24 at 6:59 pm to
They can have it. The moon doesn’t seem like a good place to hang and have a beer.
Posted by RTM4
Pflugerville
Member since Apr 2018
1550 posts
Posted on 1/6/24 at 7:00 pm to
Damn. I can see why dibs were called.
Posted by Tandemjay
Member since Jun 2022
2532 posts
Posted on 1/6/24 at 7:03 pm to
They need to claim DC is sacred and evict the uni-party.
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