The LGBTQP movement has gone shark jumping

Not sure if discussed yet or not, but the new Alien Covenant movie features the franchise's first gay couple. Yay! LGBTQP can rejoice!

But wait, do you know the premise of this movie? Let's review some quotes from the article:

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Few topics are as widely discussed in modern Hollywood as diversity. With the global film audience becoming itself much broader, the film industry has made a concerted effort to ensure that casting and storytelling are more reflective of a multicultural world in order to draw the biggest audience possible – most notably by creating and spotlighting characters who reflect the lived experiences of a greater variety of people. Case in point: Ridley Scott’s upcoming Alien prequel (or, depending on how you look at it, Prometheus sequel) Alien: Covenant is set to break new ground by featuring a husband-and-husband pair on board its “ship of couples.”

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This article openly admits the only reason this LGBTQP couple is used is purely agenda driven in order to be "more diverse." Silly, I know. But wait! That's not the best part. Here's the premise of the film:

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Some of the Covenant’s couples got together during the ten years they spent on the ship, preparing for their mission (one couple in particular are enjoying a “friends with benefits” situation while their spouses are in hypersleep). The ship’s chief purpose is to be a Noah’s Ark – carrying more than 2000 passengers who will populate the new colony.

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Let's review: Ship sent to another world to colonize. Ship sends couples to reproduce. Ship sense 2 men to do so.




It gets even better. Here's the explanation of how 2 men can populate a world on a colonization mission:

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When asked if Lope and Hallett intend to have children of their own, Bichir replies:

“I’m sure we will be many children’s uncles because we won’t be able to have our own. Or maybe by the time we tell the story we can actually get pregnant. Please don’t tell Ridley because he might bring it in on the script and I don’t look good in a belly.”

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Rich!






Thank you LGBTQP freedom fighters for turning your mission statement into a Dilbert parody. You're doing a great service to your cause