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The Babylon Bee's Predictions For 2024
Posted on 1/3/24 at 12:15 pm
Posted on 1/3/24 at 12:15 pm
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January 3 - Kamala becomes President after Biden passes away peacefully in his sleep underneath her pillow
January 4 - Biden revealed to only be mostly dead, regains Presidency
The rest of the predictions here at babylonbee.com
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Posted on 1/3/24 at 12:19 pm to L.A.
The 83 win Padres winning the World Series is probably one of the more realistic things on the list.
Posted on 1/3/24 at 12:49 pm to teke184
This one could also come true
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February 28 - The population of Mexico reaches 0 as everyone crosses the border into the U.S.
Posted on 1/3/24 at 1:12 pm to L.A.
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August 2 - Steve in Des Moines, Iowa, eats a delicious breakfast burrito and all is well in the world for just a few hours
August 3 - Steve suffers consequences of eating a breakfast burrito made in Iowa
Posted on 1/3/24 at 1:16 pm to L.A.
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June 5 - Trump announces that he has destroyed Hillary Clinton's final Horcrux
Posted on 1/3/24 at 1:31 pm to L.A.
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August 2 - Steve in Des Moines, Iowa, eats a delicious breakfast burrito and all is well in the world for just a few hours
August 3 - Steve suffers consequences of eating a breakfast burrito made in Iowa
Posted on 1/3/24 at 1:57 pm to L.A.
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July 9 - Camper full of meth with license plate HUNTER found on White House lawn, Secret Service unable to identify owner
Too funny
Posted on 1/3/24 at 2:02 pm to Swamp Angel
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March 2 - Trump asks Ron DeSantis to be his running mate
March 3 - Trump tells DeSantis "SIKE!"
This made me LOL.
Posted on 1/3/24 at 2:05 pm to L.A.
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Would be a pretty solid April Fools joke.
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April 1 - Biden announces plans to cut government spending, stop funding foreign wars, and secure our own border
Would be a pretty solid April Fools joke.
Posted on 1/3/24 at 2:48 pm to LSUAlum2001
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June 5 - Trump announces that he has destroyed Hillary Clinton's final Horcrux
Yeah, that one made me spit out a mouthful of coffee.
Posted on 1/3/24 at 2:59 pm to L.A.
July 9 - Camper full of meth with license plate HUNTER found on White House lawn, Secret Service unable to identify owner
Posted on 1/3/24 at 3:40 pm to L.A.
May is pretty good
Posted on 1/3/24 at 3:51 pm to L.A.
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July 31 - Global warming causes warm temperatures for 3 months for some reason
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