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Ted Cruz and Porn: What's the deal?

Posted on 9/12/17 at 9:16 pm
Posted by theunknownknight
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2005
57365 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 9:16 pm
quote:

Sen. Ted Cruz (R-Tex.) woke up Tuesday to find his name trending on Twitter — linked overnight to a certain explicit video, perhaps unfairly, perhaps irrevocably.

The clip itself is just over two minutes, details of its contents mostly unprintable. It features a sectional sofa, the pornographic actress Cory Chase, her fictitious nude stepdaughter, and a very energetic young man.


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This post was edited on 9/12/17 at 9:19 pm
Posted by DeafJam73
Baton Rouge
Member since Sep 2010
18451 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 9:19 pm to
Can't the man choke the chicken in peace? Geezus. How far have we fallen when you can't even play the skin flute without being scrutinized? #spankthemonkey
Posted by OMLandshark
Member since Apr 2009
108558 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 9:19 pm to
Ted Cruz is America's Creepy Uncle, so it's not surprising
Posted by 6R12
Louisiana
Member since Feb 2005
8660 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 9:19 pm to
This post was edited on 9/12/17 at 9:20 pm
Posted by Rakim
Member since Nov 2015
9954 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 9:22 pm to
I can't vote for a man that doesn't "like" porn.

Should of embraced it...
Posted by matthew25
Member since Jun 2012
9425 posts
Posted on 9/12/17 at 11:58 pm to
Oh, he is embracing it alright.

And lovingly so.









He needed an extra bottle of Jergens.
Posted by CCTider
Member since Dec 2014
24175 posts
Posted on 9/13/17 at 12:09 am to
quote:

Can't the man choke the chicken in peace? Geezus. How far have we fallen when you can't even play the skin flute without being scrutinized? #spankthemonkey




People love laughing at hypocrites. And when try to create a law making sex toys illegal, you better not get caught watching porn. If you're in the public eye, you should practice what you preach.
Posted by TheJacer
Member since Nov 2012
789 posts
Posted on 9/13/17 at 9:30 am to
quote:

CCTider


quote:

People love laughing at hypocrites. And when try to create a law making sex toys illegal, you better not get caught watching porn. If you're in the public eye, you should practice what you preach.


Why do y'all do this? Did you read anything about the law? It was passed in the 70s...his job as solicitor general was to defend the law. That's what he did and his statements after the ruling reflect this.

Archive Link to AP

Granted the articles title is intentionally harsh, it isn't inaccurate, while your statement is false.

quote:

“Senator Cruz personally believes that the Texas law in question was, as (Supreme Court) Justice (Clarence) Thomas said in another context, an ‘uncommonly silly’ law,” Stewart said. “But the office was nevertheless duty-bound to defend the policy judgment of the Texas Legislature.”


Doesn't scream hypocrite to me under current circumstances.

quote:

Cruz defended the Texas ban as “protecting public morals — discouraging prurient interests in sexual gratification” and argued that in doing so the state had a vested moral interest in discouraging “autonomous sex.”


Still doesn't make him a hypocrite unless you caught him spanking it. This might be how they get down.

More to the point of the porn though, is it the opinion of the board that a staffer DIDN'T do this? I mean who the frick shares what porn they're watching? I've spent a great deal of time on the internet and the only times I've seen this happen it was done by someone other than the account holder. It's hard to even imagine this could happen accidentally as who in the world doesn't turn off their porn with the most cautious of movements to PREVENT this very thing?
This post was edited on 9/13/17 at 9:39 am
Posted by TigerMyth36
River Ridge
Member since Nov 2005
39732 posts
Posted on 9/13/17 at 9:36 am to
quote:

who in the world doesn't turn off their porn with the most cautious of movements to PREVENT this very thing?
There have been a few instances on the OT where folks posted screenshots of their PC to show something without realizing they had a porn tab still open in the tab bar.

Posted by notsince98
KC, MO
Member since Oct 2012
18005 posts
Posted on 9/13/17 at 9:36 am to
quote:

People love laughing at hypocrites. And when try to create a law making sex toys illegal, you better not get caught watching porn. If you're in the public eye, you should practice what you preach.


Not to digress but it sounds like there were no toys in the video.

Posted by Zach
Gizmonic Institute
Member since May 2005
112497 posts
Posted on 9/13/17 at 10:09 am to
Cruz says it was a staffer. I don't really care.
Posted by Collegedropout
Where Northern Mexico meets Dixie
Member since May 2017
5202 posts
Posted on 9/13/17 at 10:12 am to
When did Ted Cruz try to make porn illegal?
Posted by 225bred
COYS
Member since Jun 2011
20386 posts
Posted on 9/13/17 at 10:35 am to
quote:

Ted Cruz is America's Creepy Uncle, so it's not surprising


Nope, not even close.


Posted by Clyde Tipton
Planet Earth
Member since Dec 2007
38741 posts
Posted on 9/13/17 at 10:36 am to
Jackin' Ted... That's what we called him.
Posted by Wolfhound45
Hanging with Chicken in Lurkistan
Member since Nov 2009
120000 posts
Posted on 9/13/17 at 10:37 am to
quote:

Ted Cruz is America's Creepy Uncle
I want to disagree with you.

But I can't.
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