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North Korea: 'Super-mighty pre-emptive strike' will reduce US to ashes

Posted on 4/20/17 at 12:19 pm
Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11102 posts
Posted on 4/20/17 at 12:19 pm
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"In the case of our super-mighty pre-emptive strike being launched, it will completely and immediately wipe out not only U.S. imperialists' invasion forces in South Korea and its surrounding areas but the U.S. mainland and reduce them to ashes," according to Reuters. The rogue nation also claimed the U.S. and its allies "should not mess with us."


FoxNews

This has to be a joke, right? Using that wording...
Posted by dkreller
Laffy
Member since Jan 2009
30302 posts
Posted on 4/20/17 at 12:20 pm to
I know right? Since they used that phrasing, we should be shaking in our boots.
Posted by PsychTiger
Member since Jul 2004
99014 posts
Posted on 4/20/17 at 12:20 pm to
I am literally shaking out of fear right now.
Posted by chalmetteowl
Chalmette
Member since Jan 2008
47614 posts
Posted on 4/20/17 at 12:21 pm to
NK would do well to just remain the "Hermit Kingdom"...
Posted by CamdenTiger
Member since Aug 2009
62439 posts
Posted on 4/20/17 at 12:21 pm to
Comical at this point, but it's all they have...
Posted by Beessnax
Member since Nov 2015
9147 posts
Posted on 4/20/17 at 12:21 pm to
So basically they have the ability to obliterate the entire earth?

He sounds like some of my friends after they have a few.
Posted by kingbob
Sorrento, LA
Member since Nov 2010
67092 posts
Posted on 4/20/17 at 12:22 pm to
I want to see the maps of the world they display in school classrooms. There's no way they could believe they can back up anything they're saying if those maps are accurate.
Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11102 posts
Posted on 4/20/17 at 12:23 pm to
quote:

I want to see the maps of the world they display in school classrooms. There's no way they could believe they can back up anything they're saying if those maps are accurate.



I wonder if its flat.....
Posted by FooManChoo
Member since Dec 2012
41679 posts
Posted on 4/20/17 at 12:24 pm to
quote:

super-mighty pre-emptive strike
Sounds like they name their threats like they name their restaurants.
Posted by suavecito80
Member since Apr 2014
2871 posts
Posted on 4/20/17 at 12:25 pm to
Posted by roadGator
Member since Feb 2009
140468 posts
Posted on 4/20/17 at 12:27 pm to
Never thought about that.

Maybe they teach their kids that Hawaii IS the entirety of the US.
Posted by TN Bhoy
San Antonio, TX
Member since Apr 2010
60589 posts
Posted on 4/20/17 at 12:28 pm to
O/U 3 months before the US/UN gives them something to shut them up
Posted by LSUfanNkaty
LC, Louisiana
Member since Jan 2015
11102 posts
Posted on 4/20/17 at 12:30 pm to
quote:

O/U 3 months before the US/UN gives them something to shut them up



I'll take the under. Read something else saying that Russian is moving forces towards/along their border of NK in preparation of an influx of fleeing North Koreans...
Posted by Stuckinthe90s
Dallas, TX
Member since Apr 2013
2576 posts
Posted on 4/20/17 at 12:32 pm to
After scouring google, I don't think the combination of super and mighty have ever illegitimately been used in the English language to describe something. So, i guess, well done?
Posted by FeauxPaw
BRuh
Member since Sep 2015
853 posts
Posted on 4/20/17 at 12:35 pm to
I can't wait for another one of their super-DUPER missile launches
Posted by PaperPaintball92
Fly Navy
Member since Aug 2010
5297 posts
Posted on 4/20/17 at 12:39 pm to
You guys may laugh now, but just wait until you see what kind of destruction a paper mache missile can cause.

Posted by CaptChandler
Polis
Member since Sep 2016
2427 posts
Posted on 4/20/17 at 12:41 pm to
Well shite, we better watch our backs! After all, the motto of North Korea does translate to "Powerful and Prosperous Nation."


I'm literally shaking now.
Posted by Lsuchs
Member since Apr 2013
8073 posts
Posted on 4/20/17 at 12:41 pm to
They have fake cities in the DMZ to show prosperity, and they parade fake ballistic missiles through the streets to go along with troops with fake grenade launchers attached to guns.

^ Yes they do have cities, missiles, and grenade launchers. But as usual they over exaggerate everything to the point where no one takes their threats at face value.

Fake City

Fake Missiles


Posted by Wtodd
Tampa, FL
Member since Oct 2013
67488 posts
Posted on 4/20/17 at 12:42 pm to
Literally Hitler
Posted by ccomeaux
LA
Member since Jan 2010
8184 posts
Posted on 4/20/17 at 12:43 pm to
The guy is a cartoon character using cartoon verbiage. Straight up looney tune.
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