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North Korea: 'Super-mighty pre-emptive strike' will reduce US to ashes
Posted on 4/20/17 at 12:19 pm
Posted on 4/20/17 at 12:19 pm
quote:
"In the case of our super-mighty pre-emptive strike being launched, it will completely and immediately wipe out not only U.S. imperialists' invasion forces in South Korea and its surrounding areas but the U.S. mainland and reduce them to ashes," according to Reuters. The rogue nation also claimed the U.S. and its allies "should not mess with us."
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This has to be a joke, right? Using that wording...
Posted on 4/20/17 at 12:20 pm to LSUfanNkaty
I know right? Since they used that phrasing, we should be shaking in our boots.
Posted on 4/20/17 at 12:20 pm to LSUfanNkaty
I am literally shaking out of fear right now.
Posted on 4/20/17 at 12:21 pm to LSUfanNkaty
NK would do well to just remain the "Hermit Kingdom"...
Posted on 4/20/17 at 12:21 pm to LSUfanNkaty
Comical at this point, but it's all they have...
Posted on 4/20/17 at 12:21 pm to LSUfanNkaty
So basically they have the ability to obliterate the entire earth?
He sounds like some of my friends after they have a few.
He sounds like some of my friends after they have a few.
Posted on 4/20/17 at 12:22 pm to LSUfanNkaty
I want to see the maps of the world they display in school classrooms. There's no way they could believe they can back up anything they're saying if those maps are accurate.
Posted on 4/20/17 at 12:23 pm to kingbob
quote:
I want to see the maps of the world they display in school classrooms. There's no way they could believe they can back up anything they're saying if those maps are accurate.
I wonder if its flat.....
Posted on 4/20/17 at 12:24 pm to LSUfanNkaty
quote:Sounds like they name their threats like they name their restaurants.
super-mighty pre-emptive strike
Posted on 4/20/17 at 12:27 pm to kingbob
Never thought about that.
Maybe they teach their kids that Hawaii IS the entirety of the US.
Maybe they teach their kids that Hawaii IS the entirety of the US.
Posted on 4/20/17 at 12:28 pm to LSUfanNkaty
O/U 3 months before the US/UN gives them something to shut them up
Posted on 4/20/17 at 12:30 pm to TN Bhoy
quote:
O/U 3 months before the US/UN gives them something to shut them up
I'll take the under. Read something else saying that Russian is moving forces towards/along their border of NK in preparation of an influx of fleeing North Koreans...
Posted on 4/20/17 at 12:32 pm to LSUfanNkaty
After scouring google, I don't think the combination of super and mighty have ever illegitimately been used in the English language to describe something. So, i guess, well done?
Posted on 4/20/17 at 12:35 pm to LSUfanNkaty
I can't wait for another one of their super-DUPER missile launches
Posted on 4/20/17 at 12:39 pm to LSUfanNkaty
You guys may laugh now, but just wait until you see what kind of destruction a paper mache missile can cause.
Posted on 4/20/17 at 12:41 pm to LSUfanNkaty
Well shite, we better watch our backs! After all, the motto of North Korea does translate to "Powerful and Prosperous Nation."
I'm literally shaking now.
I'm literally shaking now.
Posted on 4/20/17 at 12:41 pm to LSUfanNkaty
They have fake cities in the DMZ to show prosperity, and they parade fake ballistic missiles through the streets to go along with troops with fake grenade launchers attached to guns.
^ Yes they do have cities, missiles, and grenade launchers. But as usual they over exaggerate everything to the point where no one takes their threats at face value.
Fake City
Fake Missiles
^ Yes they do have cities, missiles, and grenade launchers. But as usual they over exaggerate everything to the point where no one takes their threats at face value.
Fake City
Fake Missiles
Posted on 4/20/17 at 12:43 pm to LSUfanNkaty
The guy is a cartoon character using cartoon verbiage. Straight up looney tune.
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