"No women were sexually assaulted during the making of this movie"

But what about the pre-production and casting?

Hollywood sluts would just lie, frick for the part, deny, then cry about how she was used years down the line when the victim card becomes their only salvation as the Hollywood whore world comes crashing down

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Hollywood sluts would just lie, frick for the part, deny, then cry about how she was used years down the line when the victim card becomes their only salvation as the Hollywood whore world comes crashing down

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This seems like something Joe Friday would narrate.

"No one listed in these credits let me get it in, in order to get in it"

*we didn’t say they weren’t sexually harassed-Wink-wink

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"The Fighting Indoctrinators of Trayvon State University are proud that no diversity of thought exists on its faculty"

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“Hey! Sports Team! Let’s go play!
But only in an non-toxic, inclusive, diverse way!
In fact, keeping score might hurt someone’s feelings!
So instead let’s hug and Start the healing

GOOOOOOOOOOOOO INDOCTRINATORS!!!

Followed by "...of course this doesn't mean that Corey Feldman didn't get buggered by the director and producers."